RyanWard86: Demon to some, angel to others...
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Diss, UK
31 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aquarius
RyanWard86 is actively seeking a relationship.
Some college
Free Thinker
Builders Merchant

Sadly i don't own a Christmas jumper, so this will have to do. But i guess i should be more concerned that my hair is on fire :S...

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Ryan
Hey i'm Ryan!

The guy in the picture is also me (strange that, isn't it?!).
Like most people my age... I'm 27 :P.
I'm kinda unpredictable, but expression is great fun. I love going out, spending a lot of money, and waking up the next day wondering what the hell i did last night.

I live in a small town called Diss in Norfolk. Its incredibly boring and mainly consists of old people, large ponds and card shops. Im hoping to start traveling soon, so if ya wanna come with me send a stamped address envelope to someone else.

I'm at that stage in my life i wanna do something dramatic, But public nudity is kinda illegal and i don't wanna become an Eskimo. So i decided i need someone who wants to be with me, share an adventure, and suggest ideas that wont end me up in prison for drug muling cocaine through a south african airport.

I work as a self employed web site developer / graphical artist. However, at the weekend im a beer pyramid engineer (its not well paid, but im a firm believer in job satisfaction).
When im outside lil old Norfolk, i like to tell people i work as a chicken milker for Babybel :D.

My spelling and grammar are terrible cos i run on and forget common logic. Feel free to message me, id love to talk to you all!

This character is so cool --> He should have a cartoon series or something. Dance little fella....DANCE!

After serious consideration, i have come to the conclusion that the green banana must be a baby banana. He may not be ripe, but we all love him just the same.

The dancing green banana has been taken from us :O!... But he shall live on in our hearts :'(.

All the problems of today's society can be blamed on people underestimating the difference between Lego and Mega Bloks.

27/11/09 - 21:49
Due to the threat of global warming, i have decided to allow penguins to live in my fridge... simples :D!
I also have a spare bedroom for a tribe of eskimos. But if they start cuttin holes in the floor to fish, there gonna need more than an igloo ta protect them!

27/11/09 - 21.51
Just been told that the word Eskimo is concidered offensive :S. I sincerely apologise, and will use the term "snow people" from now on :).


Some may be from showing up
Others are from growing up
Sometimes I was so messed up and didn’t have a clue
I ain’t winning no one over
I wear it just for you
I’ve got your name written here
In a rose tattoo

I still havent found a coke bottle with my name on it, I feel like Charlie opening up his first Wonka bar everytime i walk into Tescos :(.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
we'd sit under the moon lite sky with a couple of pot noodles, and discuss a number of serious philosophical questions, before romantically returning home on my pedal bike. errr......actually no! i don't know what to write really?! its dependent on the person and the situation, you cant plan a perfect night, it just happens. ........(but if you do fancy the pot noodle date, im all good).

MERRY XMAS EVERY1 :D!!! Hope the bearded trespasser brings u all u desire :).