... with pictures!!
I'm kidding, of course. How are you doing? My, that's a nice picture you have there. So, how are you doing? Why aren't you responding to me? Hmmmm.
Okay, something must be wrong with this site. Maybe the microphone isn't working. Anyway, I'll just tell you a snippet about myself...
I'm a lover of Ft Wayne, and I have an abundant raccoon collection. I let them out at night to let them play in my backyard, among other people's yards... and I herd them back before dawn. It's a real trip. And Not Easy. Very difficult, but that's what dating is about, right?
And that's why I think dating can be special. Special in the way that butterflies have wings, plungers have bullet holes, and well, insert another glorious warm-fuzzy here like "farmers market" that gets y'all excited for no real reason. I also have a baby cricket collection. I let the raccoons eat them when they get older because you can't teach older crickets karate.
If you like my take on life and find my charm enticing, drop me a line!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A drive-in. Drive-ins are great. If you haven't been to a drive-in, you haven't experienced Ft Wayne in all it's glory. A drive-in with a pet raccoon of mine is a real treat. I only make out at drive-ins when the people on-screen make out, as I am very cordial and sweet. If you do not make out with me at the appropriate times during the movie, I will have you sit outside the car. If you get upset and walk home -- that's your fault, not mine. I never ask a gal to walk home alone. But if you change your mind and come back into the car, our kissing can commence once the next kissing scene appears.
After each date I bring them to meet a relative or one of my friends named Dug (yes, I spelled that correctly). If they like you, we can go out on another date -- preferably snorkeling in Lake Erie.