Let me guess, everybody in town told you you were easy on the eyes so you decided to become a super model. And when you got to the Big Apple, they treated you like the worm. So you packed on a few pounds and started calling yourself an actress. Fortunately, you can’t get far without talent, and after a while, the only bright lights you saw were the ones that hit you in the face when you open the fridge. That’s when you got a boob job, started hanging around the Upper East Side looking for a rich old man with a bum ticker, waving a while flag in the face of your own self-loathing. How's my aim? Lmao jk.. That's on a movie. Know which one??