sarcastic_smileygirl: New, improved! Bursting w/fruit flavors!
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Long beach, California
40 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
sarcastic_smileygirl anything.
Bachelors Degree
Pond Shoe Wh0re


I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Red Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
My profile used to be full of wittiness and charm but....I decided that was just too exciting.

I'm not sure what I'm looking for on here, and I don't have the answer to the meaning of life either, so you're going to have to look elsewhere for that. What I do know is that I am quite entertaining, mellow, laid back, and I know how to have fun. I love hockey and football, old punk music, shoes, art, coffee, acting like a spaz sometimes, and hanging out with my friends. I have a vast variety of likes, and dislikes-I suppose that makes me pretty versatile, or maybe just normal, I don't know.

Shallow, lazy, close-minded, those who lack self-esteem, and boring people, make me agro.

I like people who make me laugh-laughing is good for the soul. I spend about 90% of my waking hours either laughing, or with some form of smile on my face. Sometimes it's because of the evil things I am thinking *insert maniacal laughter*, but mostly it's because I am a happy kinda gal.

Just a couple of insights :
Emo, and trendy people annoy me.
I read, and write in a fairly decent representation of the English language so no, I will not "holla back" at you.
If you think any television show on MTV is an accurate depiction of "reality", please go get sterilized. Thank you-drive thru.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
The word "date" always implies so much pressure. Why not just get together and hang out? Take a walk in the park, go for a bike ride, knock over a 7-11, whatever.

Please, please try something vaguely original. I mean sharing oxygen with another human is so overrated.

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