Sorry I haven’t got a picture yet, I’ll hold off on any potential friendship/romance. I’ll stick a picture on and become a proper fish when I get round to taking one. I know a lot of people won’t trust an anonymous profile, so I can live with that; besides I’ve got broad shoulders - probably a size 16 in woman speak.
I’ve had a look at some of the profiles (ladies that is – I’ve no interest in anyone with a hairier butt than mine!). So I’ve some comments to make on my observations.
Under 5’ – Does your mother know you are on an adult website ?
Over 5’10 – ok so you like wearing high heels and need a guy 6’6 plus. Why don’t you get a pair of sneakers,there’ll be more guys to choose from and you’ll never miss a bus again !
Have eclectic tastes – If you're eclectic who wrote that for you ? Oh, never mind as you can’t read this anyway.
Don’t like liars – what do I say when you ask me “Does my bum look big in this ?”. I just can’t win !
Have wicked sense of humour – a lot of wicked people on here!
Am independant – no you’re not, you’re independent and scrabble’s off the play list.
It’s Friday night and we’ve agreed to go to IKEA on the Saturday. Then we get a knock on the door and it’s a lad from down the street, he’s having a crisis. One of his players has dropped out of football/rugby … whatever and he’s a man short for tomorrow and no-one else available. Now here’s the quandary we’ve an agreement about IKEA; do I have 10 sad little faces on my conscience (sorry make that 11) or 1 little sad face who could go to IKEA on Sunday ?
It’s Friday night and we’ve agreed to go to IKEA on the Saturday. Then we get a knock on the door and it’s a lass from down the street, she’s having a crisis. One of her players has dropped out of netball. Now here’s the quandary; where can I get a size 14 skirt at this time of night ? (This is what I call getting in touch with my feminine side – see how I dropped a dress size within a couple of paragraphs. Before you know it I’ll be a teenager again.).
What would I like in a woman - anything from 3’ to 7’ but if you are 7’ please no high heels I don’t want a crick in my neck. Not overly tattooed I’m afraid your body art is my graffiti and piercings are not my cup of tea either. I’m not big on pretentious people. If you think you are better than me you’re probably right and I wouldn’t want to embarrass you. I’m good at lots of things but even the shortest,dumbest,ugliest of people will beat me at something (probably golf) and deserves my respect.
If someone tells me to do something there is a fair chance I won’t do it, but if they ask me I’d be glad to help. By the same token I won’t tell you what to do and I won’t seek to change you. If we learn from each other that would be great.
Ps. If I haven’t insulted you, don’t think you are normal. It’s late. I’ll get back to you when I have more time.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Depends what size you are. If you are petite you can choose. If you are 6' plus or size 18 plus it won't matter as I'll be the one who is scared.