This is not my beautiful stapler. This is not my beautiful chair.
(I heard that quoting song lyrics can make you sound deep. I guess quoting Weird Al doesn't quite work, though...)
SHIELDS UP! NERD ALERT!
Religion: Geek Orthodox. Computers, games, reading SF, watching SF movies and TV (and Big Bang Theory and getting the references), writing SF (fanfic for the most part, but there are plans to branch out), RPGs. I pretty much live and breathe geek culture.
It's not all bad, though. I can pass for sophisticated on occasion! I like dining out, and know a bit about food (though I can't actually cook). I can intelligently discuss literature or cinema or theatre, among other things. I have traveled a bit and seen some of the world. Heck, I can find the world on a map!
I think I am funny. Well, people are often laughing around me, for whatever reason. Assume the positive, right? I am not a goofball, my funny tends more to the deadpan snarker¹ end of the spectrum, muy sarcastico.