To regain my youth I would do anything in the world, except get up early, take exercise or become respectable - Oscar Wilde
If men only think with their penis and women only think with their hearts, why did God give either of us a brain? - ME
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Tom Waits
Thank Heaven for little girls - Maurice Chevalier
And some of the other sizes too.... - David Lee Roth
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Let's see . . . I can insert something really safe and trite and boring like coffee at Starbucks, or I can go for something improbably romantic, or I can come up with some really exciting, daredevil feat that my decidedly UN-aerodynamic body would never survive . . . How about I just leave you with an IOU for a date description collectible when I know you better?