Fry Lock: Willing to lie about how we met....
Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Hudson, Texas
49 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Other Ethnicity, Capricorn
Fry Lock wants to find someone to marry.
Bachelors Degree
Gypsy and voodoo priestess

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Other

About Laura
Don't be scared; I'm only tough on the outside; on the inside I'm all sweet and squishy, like a burnt marshmallow..have had my heart broken more than once, but I'm not giving up; I have a lot to offer, and I know there's someone out there for me..I have a pretty effed up sense of humor, so you may not get me, but if you do, I can be a twisted delight.

I've been on this site for YEARS, off and on between relationships, and in my experience, the people I meet from here are full of $&It. Prove me wrong, please. I welcome it.

I'm picky. There. I said it. People tell me ima end up alone because of it. And I tell them, they'll end up miserable or divorced because they aren't.

I don't drink to get drunk anymore. I'll have a glass of wine, or even a whiskey neat (provided it's a good Irish whiskey, I'm picky about that, too) but I won't go sit in a bar and get sloshed with you. I don't do drugs or take pills or any of that, anymore, either. I'm an old addict in recovery, so expect me to be very outspoken about that, and don't try to sneak in high, cos ima know and you're gonna feel like an ***hole when i call you out on it.

I'm into younger men; they seem to wanna do the same kindsa stuff I do, not looking for Peter Pan, bit I also ain't trying to go to bed at 8pm every night...

I was readin my relationship needs, and it says I'm looking for someone to be my sexual submissive; NOT true; I want a guy who can pick me up n throw me around n pull my hair...

I won't talk politics with you, and I won't talk religion with you; but if you can hold a conversation with me about music that covers more than 80's country or Luke Bryan, bonus points for you..

I DO clean up well, and promise I won't embarrass you in front of your family (unless you ask me to make a scene to get us out of there, then I'm on it) But I'm most comfortable in boots or flip flops.

I'm independent to a fault, have had to do it on my own for a long time, so I'm set in my ways, but if u push me hard enough, I WILL try new things, every now and then...
I always say, I'll try anything once, twice if it scares me, cos i love a good adrenaline rush..

I AM looking for a relationship, not a hookup, not an ego boost or anyone that isn't interested in focusing on one woman at a time. If you're chatting up all the single women in the tri county area, just skip me, k? Oh, and no 40 yr old juggalos, please?

Love and adore guys with long your freak flag proudly, my friend....

My nose is pierced, my tongue is pierced n I have a tiny monroe piercing, andy bottom lip sports a little glitter sometimes as well; I dont wear all of them all the time, just when I feel like making old people uncomfortable. I have 10 small tattoos scattered all over (none of em on my forehead, nor any strange men's names), and am apt to get new stuff at any moment...this can't be a problem for you, or you won't like me much and...I won't care...

So, about me? I'm a tatted, pierced, cowboy boot wearin, mother and grandmother; I wear my heart on my sleeve but can change the radiator in your truck; I love rock and roll and OLD country, rodeos and mosh pits too..why am I single? last guy said I was "too much" for him and he "couldn't keep up"...whatever THAT means. What do I think? He wasnt the one for me...are you?

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
You could pick something; I'd like that even better, as long as it's not a loud ass club or a nature hike, but I DO love the water...

Outside, is a good place for me, as I tend to break sh*t if I stay cooped up too long; not on purpose, I'm just kinda clumsy and can't sit still. I have a good friend that is a retired Army Ranger; he's taught me a lot about home made explosives, so maybe we could go out in the woods somewhere and just blow some sh*t up (some place where we wouldn't get caught, I'm not interested in going to jail, I'm fun but I ain't THAT kind of fun)...

So, if you made it thru all that & you STILL wanna look me up, you can't say I didn't warn you. I'm a handful, for sure, but ain't that why you have two hands?

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