So, I'm a guy who likes to think he has his sh*ttogether. I do the online dating thing because I think its a pretty good intelligence filter... I like me them smarts people.
Um... man, this is hard thinking of something to describe myself. I'm a sardonic, sarcastic, cynical, funny, smart, witty, **stard son of a ****. I'm definitely confident enough to say that I rock. *I* don't think I'm an ***hole though. I just like rocking out. Most people HATE me when they first meet me because of how obscure and weird I can be. When you get to know me, though, I'm a pretty cool cat.
Also, I'm unhealthily obsessed with pirates. How's that for a starting conversation piece?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We'd probably go to a coffee shop and sit around and chat. Or a library. Or a mosh pit. I dunno, I'd see how cool you were then judge where we were going on that.