If you are dark or red haired and conservative/libertarian/apolitical, we might get along very well. If you're overly liberal, hope for change and pass me by. I prefer somewhat attractive and not too big women. Intelligence is a turn on. As is a nice butt.
While I don't take myself too seriously, I hope that some hilarious oddball woman is out there who complements me and values grammar and orthography. Let's watch a sunset together and enjoy long spankings on the beach.
In my spare time, I like writing erotica and limericks. I can bake but not cook (willing to learn). My thoughts are as random as my drug tests at work. Sorry druggies, I am not 420 friendly. But I smoke cigarettes and have an occasional 12-year-old single malt scotch.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Anything is fine, as long as it's not too loud to talk.