First, I like total honesty. 90% of you women on here smoke, so go ahead and admit it. I can look at a womans skin and tell. You sit in front of your computer all day so you smoke to have something to do, right? 4 children. 3 daughters, 1 boy. 2 daughters are lawyers, 1 is a school teacher. Son is a doctor and electrical engineer. Married for 40 years to the same woman. Died of cancer and made me promise not to mope and whine over her. She told me to be happy, "young," and "routy." I make about $800k per year as corporate attorney consultant. I am not a loser. Therefore, I do not need a loser woman. I like to drink and party 3 times a week. 3 grandchildren. Im extremely opinionated and can be very****....pun intended. I just dont tolerate BS of any kind from anyone. I dont drink Geritol, dont need daily laxatives, dont need Depends diapers, and I dont need weekly enemas!! I have all my teeth to! Love skydiving, scuba diving, skiing, snowboarding, motorcycling, skateboarding with grandchildren and I play electric guitar in a hard rock band.
First, you women dont want to see us men with our fishing rods or guns in our pictures, so us men dont want to see you with your d*mn animals or grandchildren. Leave that crap for another time. Its very tacky. Some women are on here because of curiosity, but most of you women on here are losers, because you cant find a man in the real world, or you screwed up what you had, and noone else will have you. So, therefore, dont give me the "blowoff" by being "chosy" saying your "not interested." How can you look for your "perfect and last true love" when your the "lesser than perfect" woman??? To all you golddiggers or Anna Nicole Smiths out there, babes, the Donald Trumps in the world dont scan these sites looking for someone like you so get over it. Your stuck with people like me who just want to have a great time, spend lots of money, and do lots of traveling.
Dont use that snotty "We live to far away" crap on me. Look at the pix of my airplane and helicopter. I can fly to you or land in your front yard. Your choice, anytime. I can even have your ass flown down here to me if you like.
Leave the golddigging to the young, sorority girls. When I went through my mid-life crisis I got sick of 18 to 20 year old bimbo's. I have plenty of money, so dont you dare even think your better than me! Now women get the sour grapes out your asses, squirrels and voices out of your head, be nice, and lets meet one another. I was friends with pornstar John C. Holmes when I was in California, and yes, I have been in a few porn movies from the 70s. Hows that for honesty? Dont like it, then get lost. Remember you have a past to.
What am I doing on here? Im sick of rich socialites who never worked for anything but took some old geezer for a ride. Yeh they have money but no brains or talent yet they have the nerve to stick their noses in the air. Come on! I'm looking for honest, hardworking woman who deserves a break and early retirement who realises money is a vehicle not a life.
Gloria Estefan and her husband are my neighbors and Rosie O'Donnell used to be. Nice people who have money but dont act like it. So if you dont have money, head over heals in debt, live off credit then get that nose out of the air or Donald Trump's ass
And lets talk!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
You tell ME what WE will do!!!
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No women who pose in pix with ANIMALS or CHILDREN permitted to correspond. TACKY!!
YOU DONT WANT MEN POSING WITH GUNS, FISHING RODS, OR EX-WIVES...DO YOU?