*** I DON'T use the MEET ME feature***
I guess I'm suppose to write something in here about myself...hmmm... I'm sometimes funny, sometimes sarcastic, and generally nice unless provoked. I hope the next bit makes you laugh.
Hey (Insert your name here),
I've been looking everywhere for you. I called your house a few times. I'm not sure if you got all of my messages.....the 12th one cut me off. So I did a search on your number and found your full name, address, work number...I hope you don’t mind. I called your work....the first couple of times they put me on hold and came back to tell me you were unavailable. Now they just tell me you're in meetings or out for lunch, oh and sometimes I get disconnected. I think your company needs to get the phone lines checked, I mean, what would happen if I needed to contact you in case of an emergency?
I called your mom....again, I hope you don’t mind but we had a great conversation. She said I'm much better than your last boyfriend...I think she really likes me. We're meeting for tea tomorrow afternoon; she said she has pictures of you to show me. I'm really excited! It would be great if you could drop by while I'm there, I’d love to meet you!!
I'm not sure why you're not getting back to me, I mean, you emailed me your number...I assumed it was because you felt a deep connection with who I really am (through my profile, of course). It would be nice to talk to you before meeting with your mom....and meeting you ;)
I hope you're alright. I just drove by your house again, I see your car's in your driveway now. So I'll try calling you again....and while I'm doing that I thought I should tell you that you've got great neighbours. The lady that lives across from you was so nice; she let me take pictures of you from inside her house. I watched you come out of your house to get something out of your car...the funny thing is, that when I zoomed in, it looked a lot like a gun. But that's silly, why would you have or want a gun around?
Okay, you're not answering your phone and now your message box is full so I'm going to come over and park at the end of your driveway for awhile. You know, hoping to see movement so I know you're alive. Maybe if you look out your window, you could wave at me? Ohhh, I'm getting butterflies just thinking about it. Okay...I'll try calling one more time before I leave; if I can't get a hold of you then, well...I guess I'll be seeing you soon. I can't wait!!!!
Thinking of you,
Now if you made it this far you probably know by now I'm a bit of a joker. I also have a serious side. Did I make you laugh? Write me if I did. I just want to meet new people from my area. If you like movies, coffee, random drives around the city, and camping then I think we'll be able to get along just fine. Just trying to build friendships for now maybe more can come out of it if we click... so if I caught your attention then get in touch with me! Cheers!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Hmmmm... this is a tough one, I guess anywhere were we can go to take the pressure off of a first date. I'd actually just like to keep it casual and meet at a coffee shop or something so that we can get to know each other first... maybe a walk on the beach and some fire spinning. I'm pretty easy going so whatever you want to do is almost always alright, less anything that can get me thrown in jail.