You & Me;
An undeniably awsome couple, with amazing chemistry.
Let's make the world jealous!!
I don't have the upgraded profile so I can't see whos sending me the meet me or connect via phone thing.
If you'd like to chat send me a message instead, :)
* I really enjoy being intimate with that special someone.... but I am not wiling to compromise myself and talk about sex before I've even met you, come over to your house before I've met you or even have you 'tuck me in at night' before we've met! Be honest with yourself in what your looking for. If it's sex only please be respectful and message someone else.
* When Iam not out with my friends, family, work or walking the dog, I love curling up under the covers watching a movie. (any suggestions?)
* Favourite alcoholic drink - Tequila - although I only indulge once in a blue moon.
* Kind of old fashioned where I think the man should make the first move. :) +369
* I work shift work, so if you see I've read your message and don't get back right away, it may mean that I got busy.. so don't get your panties in a bunch!!! -700
* I never say awful words like; Iam not in the mood. If you do.... Move on! ;) - all points!
* Not much into the bar scene, but do shake my booty on occasion!! Lol!
* Iam extremely happy with my life at this point.... Looking to add some spice not a dead weight!
* NOT into married ppl....threesomes..... Women or having random sex with random ppl....... Just moooooooove along! Seriously, I guess these 'types' forgot how to read.., or all their blood has gone to their 'other' head!!! Lmao!! - 10000000 points.
* If your the silent type... We won't get along. - 100 points!
* Iam well educated, communication is the key to impressing me. +136
* I won't ever ask you to hold my purse. :)
* If your picture is blurry, you as a kid, teenager or when you were 30 or taken soooooo far away I can't see what you actually look like plz add a new picture... or no response. It's not fair you get to see what I look like and I'd be talking to you blind. If you don't like who you are, your probably not ready to date. :)
* If you can NOT hold a decent conversation, deduct ALL points we aren't going to work.
* If you do not know how ask questions to get to know me..... Really..... What's the point!?! - 770 points!
* I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish one out on my own. Sarcasm is the spice of life, bring it on! +356
* I am sweet, down to earth and spontaneous. Bonus +530 points if your a little bit quirky!
* Meat on your bones.... + 480 Extra marks ;)
* Yes I have a car picture.... Looks like it's a trend.... Just be happy it's a recent picture instead of questioning why?!?! (insert eye roll here!!)
* Tallness is attractive to me ;). +366
* I do NOT have a 6 pack of abs... Probably never will... Well maybe a 6 pack of Coors light!! Lol!
* In today's age of technology.... If you can't rotate your profile picture plz moooooove on!!! Lol! - 940!
* If your profile says prefer not to say about drugs, car, kids,smoking and/or alcohol consumption.... Move along... Looking for honesty. - 279
* If you send me a message in another language.... Don't tell me to google translate it!!!!! Like WTF!!!! -999
* If you love strawberries and whipped cream + 69 points!
* If you can't control your uni-brow.........Don't even bother! -40!
* If you can't take a joke.... Seriously.... Don't bother! - 640!
* I LOVE 80's Rock hair band music, Bon Jovi, Journey and Van Halen. +460 bonus points if you love Def Leppard.
Message me if you posses some of these qualities ;
* You enjoy people watching and creating their pretend stories. + 210 points.
* You enjoy your life but want to share it with someone. + 115 points.
* Give yourself +100 points if your a dog lover. :)
* You would enjoy being surprised when Id kiss you passionately at unexpected times and places. + 615 points.
* Add 5 points for each of the following that you posses;
Thoughtfulness , outgoing, funny, patience, making whoooopppeeeee, understanding, honesty, compromising , togetherness , intimacy, openess, forgiveness, your a MAN not a boy and you mean what you say and say what you mean.
I do read the profiles, but will only get back to those I feel a connection with. PUUULEEZE... don't get offended if I do not reply to you.. we are all adults here and can recognize that we all have different tastes.... plz don't send me message after message after message begging, pleading or saying WOW!! You wouldn't be my type at all if you used the word WOW as a sentence anyways!! Lol!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We can fiqure something out together.