TimeThatJump: Let's be totally cool.
Smokes Often with Thin body type
55119, Minnesota
32 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Pisces
TimeThatJump anything.

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I am a 21 year old male. I enjoy many things that I will not share here because half the fun of relationships is getting to know someone. This is all I will tell you:

I am completely serious about everything I do, and I never tell jokes. If I ever say something funny, I would expect you to slap me in the face immediately without hesitation. If you say something funny I will do the same. Like I said, I'm completely serious in every aspect of my life.

I will not tolerate the following:

Tomfoolery, comaraderie, hooliganism, poppycockery, balderdash, bumbling, tumbling, crumbling, stumbling, scalawags, scofflaws, ragamuffins, ne'er-do-wells, Johnny-come-latelys, hoodlums, roughnecks, cutthroats, buccaneers, persnicketiness, brouhahas, schtick, slapstick, hubbubs, ruckuses, tight wads, two faces, chumbuckets, whippersnappers, clap traps, flimflams, wishywashers, horsefeathers, highjinks, merryment, monkeyshines, malcontents, discontents, tables of contents, skylarking, absurdity, buffoonery, horseplay, jocularity, jest, junketing, festivities, banter, clowning, raillery, wise cracks, wise asses, wise acres, cretinism, drolleries, escapades, frolicking, farces, parodies, puns, quips, quirks, ribs, sallies, yellow-bellies, whimsy, yarn, gaiety, hooplas, shindigs, pranks, tricks, bee's knees, cat's meows, lion's roars, capers, gags, put-ons, rollicks, roughhousing, rowdiness, antics, capers, and, in general, any sort of funny business, gibberish, gobbledegook, hogwash, hooey, rubbish, tommyrot, trash, prating, nonsense, double-talk, filibustering, fiddlesticks, twaddle, bilge, eyewash, hokum, voodoo, mumbo jumbo, hodge podgery, boistering, loitering, delinquincy, tardiness, getting fresh, heckling, lampooning, mock, ridicule, gut busting, hooting, hollering, joshing, chitchat, banter, ribbing, railing, repartee, razzing, ridicule, or persiflage.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
If you actually read through all of those words and thought they were funny, it doesn't matter what we do on a first date, because we'll both have a great time and it will be awesome. All I ask is that you have a great sense of humor and you know what you want.

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To send a message to TimeThatJump you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age Between:18 and 25.
Lives in United States
Lives within 75