My to-date tenure of unattached living leaves me financially and emotionally well-equipped for a relationship. For example, I do not currently have any commitment issues, hostile ex-girlfriends, or liens against my property. If you would like to supply me with these things we'll get along great!
Allow me to explain the success of our future romance. I am investigating options for addressing you by "pet names." Current terms under consideration are "baby cakes," "toots," and "sexy mama." But I'm willing to settle with "angel", "kitten", or "cutie pie".
I have several plans in development to inject spontaneity into our lives. For example, 1) taking you out to dinner on your half-birthday, 2) sneaking up and tickling you when you are unaware of my presence, 3) Dropping everything and throwing a dart at a map to take a weekend road trip.
Let's discuss a time-line for implementing these and other surprises.
Being serious: I love my life terribly! I am honest, fun, and spontaneous. My goal is to find all the things that make me happy and fill the rest of my days with them exclusively. I would love to find someone who shares the same interests and loves life as much as I do.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date idea: A Pulp Fiction Vincent Vega/Mia Wallace type date. Without the overdosing of heroin, of course.