Top Ten Things You Should Know About IncompleteGamer
This IncompleteGamer is a complex character. You may recognize of a few of his habits, but deep down there's a uniqueness that is hard to explain. I have taken it upon myself to help guide you through the mystery that is IncompleteGamer by offering up this short list of the 10 things you should know about IncompleteGamer. After you read through this list I think you fill find that this is an interesting, caring and exciting young man. Either that or you'll move on to the next guy, it's your choice. But I guarantee, you will not find another person on this site quite like Mr. IncompleteGamer (if that is his real name)!
1 - He Has A Foreign Sounding Name: But don't worry, he's not foreign. He does not speak with an accent and has never lived out of these United States. However, don't take that to mean that he's not cultured. Well ... he's not that either, but you still shouldn't assume!
2 - He's A Professional Writer: Have you heard, professional writer is the term used to describe a freelance journalist. This IncompleteGamer wishes that he had a lucrative book deal, but alas he's stuck writing about the video game industry for a career.
3 - He Has Seen A LOT Of Movies: One of IncompleteGamer's biggest obsessions is watching movies. We're talking about new, old, color, black & white, foreign language and domestic. It doesn't matter the budget, actors or genre, IncompleteGamer is interested in just about everything. Sadly, he also seems to have an opinion about all of these movies, which can be real frustrating when you don't see eye to eye.
4 - He Still Plays Guitar: IncompleteGamer knows that he's never going to be the next rock and roll megastar, but he's more than willing to let other people tour for 11 months out of the year. Having accepted his limitations, IncompleteGamer still plays his acoustic guitar just about every day, in hopes that maybe one day he will need to perform a song in order to land an office job, get out of a mugging or woo a pretty young girl.
5 - He Will Debate Politics: That's right, IncompleteGamer is more than willing to talk politics with you ... even when the two of you don't agree on anything. Be warned, IncompleteGamer does his research and is ready to lay waste to any opponent. Then again, if you approach him carefully you may actually be able to have a civil conversation where both sides feel like they got their points across.
6 - He Plans On Filming A Movie ... One Day: Oh sure, IncompleteGamer may not have the money, script and actors to shoot a movie right now ... but one day he's going to. Trust me, that's all he talks about. It's not that he doesn't have ideas; I just think he's just waiting for the right time. In the mean time IncompleteGamer does a lot of old timey radio plays, many of which are uploaded to the internet. (Actors/Actresses Wanted)
7 - He's Awfully Wordy: When most people can summarize himself in 50 words, it takes IncompleteGamer 500. This is a man who likes the idea of running on and on and on, often telling people far more than they ever wanted to know. You should see some of the emails he writes; you could publish some of them as stand-alone novels. Get your reading glasses ready, because when IncompleteGamer starts typing he doesn't stop.
8 - He Is Not Afraid to Plagiarize: "I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say 'that's that', Mattress Man."
9 - He's Not Good At Counting: The sad fact is that when it comes to that tenth factoid you're just going to have to write and see what else you should know about this so-called IncompleteGamer.