Disfunkshun: This <img src=smiles/icon_31b.gif border=0> had too much <img src=smiles/icon_016.gif border=0>
Smokes Often with Thin body type
Liberty lake, Washington
49 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
Disfunkshun anything.

I am Seeking a Woman For Anything
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I am as middle of the road as I think you can get. I like a little of everything but don't take anything to extremes. I truely believe in 'be a fan not a fanatic.' I can do a little of everything from throw a football to figure out how to get past level 6 on the new video game. One thing I am very stubborn about is I can fix anything myself, I fix my own cars, appliances, plumbing, and finish the sheetrock in the basement. I like to go out and tear it up with the local cover band and sit home and watch the new episode of the 70's show or CSI. I am willing to try anything and become very mediocre at it if I like it. Just ask me, I might.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
What I would do for a first date.... hmm...
Show up really early to make sure I am not late and then hide and wait so you don't see how early I showed up and think I am desperate.
Bring flowers or a gift but then leave them behind the seat of my truck because you might think it is too corny or too forward.
Spend way too much time asking you what you want to do and sound like I had nothing planned because I don't want to find out you thought what I had planned sucked.
Worry way too much if you are enjoying yourself to read the signals if you really are or not.
Start to really enjoy your company but make sure not to show it in case the feeling isn't mutual.
Find some way to end the date quickly someplace that will save me the agony of that whole 'to goodnight kiss or not to goodnight kiss' thing.
Spend at least a week afterwards checking my messages and the forums every couple minutes for some sort of sign that shows if I should say something or pretend I didn't have a good time either.

If this sounds like your idea of a good time let me know!!!