Age: 48
Age: 48
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ambienthex: Tinfoil Is Our Friend
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Calgary, Alberta
42 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Cancer
ambienthex anything.

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
(Found my fish! Bye!)

--favourite things--

Karma, mountains, silence, coffee shops, the gym, thought provoking discussions, tapioca, road trips, 'Murder She Wrote', a nice long groove, watermelon, Dr. Seuss (just the books thank-you), nature, incoherent thoughts, cooking, naps, long random drives, early mornings (5am), thinking, sports (hockey/football), things that are alive/green, waking up strange places, vanilla, old/classic radio shows/movies, thunderstorms, reading, poker/boardgames, speed, listening to foreign languages without understanding what's being said, children, yoga, goofiness, 'The Princess Bride', my toothbrush, rollerblading, aminals. (yes...aminals), my wheels, putting smiles on faces.


ambient, trip-hop, chill, electronica, blues, foreign language, classical: Massive Attack, Bjork, *Underworld*, Leon Redbone, Enya, Beatles, White Zombie, Broken Social Scene, Portishead, *Sigur Ros*, Air, Nirvana, Zero 7, Vanessa Mae


Stipple (pointilism), watercolours, pencils (not that I'm any good), Mike Grell, Cirque Du Soleil, foreign films.


Theology/spirituality, time, world history, philosophy, biology, reading on a variety of subjects (15th century European clothing, bonzai trees, 18th century surgery techniques (ouch!), quantum physics (not that I understand the math), 20th century print advertising), foreign languages, contrasting viewpoints/opinions, anorexia/bullimia, statistics, wondering what's inside my elbow, wondering what "that" tastes like, phone numbers for poison control centres, smurfs. You name it, I'm interested and want to learn more.

Dark, Self-deprecating, understated/subtle, non-spiteful/hurtful, intelligent, dirty, thought-provoking, goofy. I believe there is something funny in everything, even during the darkest hours.

John Stewart, Douglas Adams, Bob Newhart, South Park, Leslie Neilson, Red Green (iamadork), Seinfeld, Simpsons, Peter Sellers, Charlie Chaplin, Saturday Night Live (sometimes), Steve Martin, Family Guy, Lawrence Welk. And watching Blind Date!

--Not into--

MTV, Devil worship/George Bush, bars, baseball (watching), gossip, negativity.

--Who I'm looking for--

a) Someone who is intelligent, witty, goofy, and kind.
b) Someone interested in the world/universe/life around us, past, present and future.
c) Someone who's open-minded and ambitious (and working toward those ambitions).
d) Someone who likes herself, and knows that I'm lucky to be with her.
e) Someone I can admire, respect, trust.
f) An equal. Everything I expect/hope from you, you should expect/hope from me.
g) Someone who is not a cannibal.

Essay of the Week:

The decline of western civilization can clearly be linked to the use (or misuse) of the common potato. The taste of a potato is unremarkable, and is considered only edible when accompanied by "fixin's", or fried beyond recognition. So while a potato by itself is a somewhat healthy source of complex carbohydrates, it is a sinister trojan horse for unhealthy additives. So what can be done to counter the potato? Prohibition laws have proved difficult to enforce, and highly unpopular. However, linking a 'Potato Prohibition' law to a 'Money for Orphans' bill may prove to minimize protests. Furthermore, it is unlikely that a bootleg network will be created for potatoes, primarily because being known as a mob 'potato smuggler' is not cool, no matter the profits.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We'd go someplace where we can actually hear eachother, unless we know sign-language (I don't), or can mime really well ( would be fun/interesting in an odd way), or feel like passing notes to eachother. Preferrably a coffee shop or some place with a positive feel to it. Or maybe we'll rob a bank on our first date. It might be best to dress for either occasion. :)

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