Occasionally, I live in a barn at Neverland Ranch ... helping out with stable duties and hyperbaric chamber maintenance for the whackjob owner. However, those odd-jobs are now far and few between ever since the owner took the "big dirt nap" and ascended to whacko heaven. In my spare time, I wander the universe probing for suitable size planets with life sustaining energies for me to consume. Leaving the barren world behind, I return to Earth and assume the guise of mild mannered shoeshine boy ... ever vigilant of evildoers. When trouble calls, I reveal my true identity of UNDERDOG!! Protector of the oppressed.
~A car?? Who needs a car when I can fly under my own superpowers.
~Wages for a shoeshine boy is rather pathetic; hence, the barn thing.
~My religion is Jedi and I study under Master Yoda.
~Krypto is my best friend, although he's vulnerable to kryptonite. HaHa, I'm not.
~How do I like my steaks when I have a spare dime?? Still mooing. Screw the loonie-bin PETA crowd. I'm a proud and contributing member of People Eating Tasty Animals.
~Private Images?? Are we allowed to have images of our doggie privates on this site??
~Doggie-Style refers to the style of Superhero type doggies ... so get your mind outta the gutter, OK??
~Wondering why I haven't selected a "fish personality"?? ... I'm a dog, not a fish.
~With the advent of the iPadawan computing device, I am now unofficially Apple's advertising mascot.
~What's with this "Ambition" selection anyway?? I'm a Proud Slacker :P
~The Tox Uthat is a quantum phase inhibitor, a device capable of halting all nuclear fusion within a star ... invented by scientist Kal Dano in the 27th century.
If you would like to know more about me, just rent (or pirate) the movie DVD entitled (oddly enough) "UNDERDOG".
One more thing ... pet fanatics/crackpots need not apply. In other words, if your friends call you Ol' MacDonald because the number of animals in your home exceeds your IQ number, please pass me by. I wouldn't be able to stand the smell. Us Superhero doggie types have sensitive olfactory glands.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Defeat Simon Barsinister ... then dinner and a movie