sir0sis: Bring a #2 Pencil and scratch paper.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Plant city, Florida
33 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Aries
sir0sis anything.

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Hello to whomever is reading this. I recently, (approx 6 months ago), moved to the Plant City area because of a nice cushy office job and looking for a spot to relax and settle down. I quickly found that there is a distinct lack of... fun* in the area. There may very well be fun* but it seems to be very well hidden.

I am looking for friendship, companionship, and ideally a relationship. My luck with somespamsite could charitably be described as poor and not so charitably described as god awful. What I would like in a person is someone stable and fun. I'm being very broad here and will probably edit this out in about a week or so.

Here are a few 'deal breakers' with me. You should only reply if you meet the following criteria:

- Too much smoking: Stinks

- Not enough smoking: I like a tiny hint of tobacco. Reminds me of my childhood growing up on a tobacco farm. They should smoke 1 cigarette, filtered, reduced nicotine, at precisely 7:43pm on the second and fourth thursday of each month; otherwise, it's a no-go.

- Eating dinner at weird times: Seriously, if you're going to put in a reservation for 5pm you might as well skip lunch. If you want a reservation at 9 pm I can't sleep properly.

- Doesn't drink enough water: You're supposed to drink at least 8 glasses a day, you're not healthy if you don't.

-Too stupid: Be smart enough to understand and appreciate all the jokes that I make, and make little tiny side jokes that play off my main joke and shows everyone else how brilliant I am. But it doesn't work if she's smarter than me.

-Doesn't have perfect teeth.

-Refuse to get rid of a pet that I don't like.

-Uses the salad fork to eat the main meat course. (On the same note, using a dessert spoon for soup. Seriously, WHAT THE ****).

-Doesn't make enough money: Having debts, and can't afford to buy me presents at least once every 3 months. However, cannot make more money than I do.

-Has more than 5 people in her family, including herself.


A little about myself, because if you have managed to read this far you obvious care or are just extremely bored. I am 23 years old, soon to be 24. I am self sufficient and even take care of 2 cats. I have a wide range of tastes and will try almost anything once, sometimes twice, but never three times because at that point it just gets old. I have a dry sense of humor.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I would have to go with the obligatory dinner/coffee/ice cream. Roller skating could be fun as well. Since the point of a 'date' is to actually meet the person, I'd like to go somewhere where we could have a conversation and hopefully 'click', if not one of us could always beat a hasty retreat and ignore the other one until they go away.

Upon meeting I will issue a test booklet and scantron sheet. I expect you to complete the test in roughly 4 hours with a 15 minute break after 2 hours of testing. I will then grade the test and determine if a second date is advisable. The remainder of the evening will be used a measure of your personality to gauge anything the test may have missed.

Mail Settings
To send a message to sir0sis you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age Between:18 and 26.
Lives in United States
Lives within 75 You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married

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