Well, giving up on this "dating" thing and decided to go for world domination. I will be looking for a first lady to manage a continent or two for me while I'm off building a horde and crushing out pockets of resistance. If you would like, or know of anyone that would like to fill this prestigious position, let me know. Maybe we can set up coffee or something and go over some battle plans.
So, a bit about me. I can't dance. I'm not one you would want to take to karaoke. I'm not very handy with tools and plants don't do well with me. However, I can cook (more than just hot dogs and KD), I give a pretty good back rub, I'm told I'm a good kisser (and I like to practice ). I enjoy going for walks in the warm summer evenings and, I can cuddle like no one else on a cold winter day. I'm pretty laid back and could probably be convinced to do just about anything. (Including trying the above things I told you I wasn't very good at. But don't give me a plant unless you want to kill it.)
I'm also left handed. For some that matters.
I'm male. I'm sorry for the general behavior of my gender. Please don't judge me on the past actions of others that share my Y chromosome. I realize that some of them can be jerks and they try to use that little dangly bit that our genetic makeup gives us as an excuse. We are not all like that.
So yes, just looking for friends. A friend once told me that guys that put "friends" are usually implying "Friends with Benefits". Does that mean you're going to put me on your dental plan? (I have a great one already so it's not that big of an incentive)
I like horror movies and games. Am currently starting the Fatal Frame series. It's like Pokemon Snap meets Silent Hill. You go through a ghost haunted area and use a special camera to exorcise the ghost. The better the pic (centered, large clear image, more than one ghost) the more "damage" it does to the ghost. It also has puzzle elements that you have to find clues and items to mix and place in other areas to get past them. Overall, it's fun in a dimly lit room with the candles going (better when there's someone there to cuddle up next to you when the next scary thing comes around the corner .
PS: No, I'm not really a "Cyber Gigolo" it just sounds better than "Financial Software tech support". It fits in the space better too. Also, it equates to the same thing, I provide services online for pay. I'm not even a would be conqueror. Just a guy who likes to be a bit silly sometimes and isn't taking this site very seriously.
Sorry folks, gave up on dating and found the perfect woman. I'm giving her Scotland and a Castle.
P.S. As you go through these profiles, be thankful you haven't met this individual
And if you have, run. Run as far and as fast as you can...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well, I guess a coffee here and there, then work up to Boston Pizza, then playing Guitar Hero, then holding hands in Boston Pizza as we look in to each others eyes and act all goofy. (true story)
And for all the women saying they are looking for a man with a good heart, have a laugh