funnypigpen: Im the worst guy ever. (at being a guy)
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Portsmouth, Virginia
35 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Christian - other
Mixed Race, Virgo
funnypigpen anything.
Custodial engineer

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Well..I hate this part. I am (ahem) funny smart prone to argue for the sake of arguement stubborn but persuadable boring (howd that get in there?) average mexican/white dude who has obviously reached a new low in his life that involves an online computer dating thingy. but i know you wont hold that against me becuase apparantly youre lazy too hehe. So yeah i grew up on a ranch in Texas that was huge. I can ride a horse, brand a cow that i helped birth, fix a fence and ride a tornado like pecos bill (ok i made that up) But to look at me today you would never tell because i dont dress or act the part. Phony cowboys piss me off. im a cowboy in a ford festiva and ive never been near a horse. Yeah ok. Man im ruining my own discription and i am powerless to stop myself. oh yeah add silly and dumb to that list up front. I like to think that occasionally i can be fun to be around. I want a girl that can hold her own against me and kick my butt if i make her mad. i want a girl that has a clue what im talking about if i say something intelligent (hehe nothing came to mind as an example) um other than pretty easy as long as u dont weigh as much as me. thats one of my big negatives i guess. oh well least im honest. So yeah now that this profile sucks (and by sucks i mean is AWESOME...) So um blah blah de blah de blah youll find out more by talking to me. And i expect that you will want a matter of fact youre feeling a strong desire to email me right now.......why are you still reading this you should be emailing me! Awww. i suck again.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Get to know that girl. So i guess that equals somewhere semiquiet where we can he eachother talk (sorry concert fans maybe later) Maybe play some pool. you can tell a lot about a girl by the way they play pool. how fast they learn, how they handle losing, how seriously they take themselves, and sometimes how much alcohol you have to feed them before you can beat them at it. Oh yeah and (enter generic romantic walk on beach schpiel, followed by watching the stars on a deserted stretch of beach...enter beach Zamboni..AHHHHH!!! RUN ITS GONNA EAT US!! hehe now theres a memory we can look back and laugh on teehee-taahaa.) WOW! Romance is good but you find find generic romance here. Whats so romantic about doing what everyone else has done?

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