openyourarmstotheswarm: They said that'd happen in Health Class
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Columbus, Ohio
34 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Methodist
Caucasian, Pisces
openyourarmstotheswarm anything.
Post Grad

Im a moose, Im a moose

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Alright I'll attempt to fill this out with out being completely narcissistic. I'm a recent OSU English grad doing the whole post graduate "please sir, give me a job" thing, which is, you know, always fun.

Personality wise, I'm pretty goofy, really out going, and disarmingly friendly, I try hard to cheer people up and make them feel comfortable. I'm not going to say I'm out of control, per say, but it tends to happen from time. I'd like to think I'm pretty mature, but not really ready for the entire middle age adult thing, the whole house, wife, and two and a half children thing. I'm pretty content with a steady job and a decent social life at the moment, then figuring out the rest when I decide what I want.

Hobby wise, I like music a lot, mostly post-hardcore and indie hip hop, but I can listen to anything but new country. I used to play in a few deathmetal bands, but the drama of live music just wore me out and I stick to fooling around on my acoustic. I still enjoy going out to see bands, considering I still have a lot of friends in them through out the state.

Sadly, I am a World of Warcraft fan, which I will openly embrace my nerd side in that sense. I like going to bars only if they have drink specials and a killer jukebox with at least two GnR albums on it, other wise I'd much rather rustle up something to do with my close friends. I can't stand a place with 200 of the same boring blond girl in Ugz being hit on by the same 200 looking pop-collared date rapists listening to "Shawty Get Low" for the third time that night.

As who I'm looking for? I'm not really sure, I never really actively pursue a relationship, I kind of like to just see whats out there. Kind of like one of those "I'll know it when I see it" things, right?

I like girls with a good sense of humor and something interesting to say, someone that's fairly decisive when needed but not rigid. I like people that don't get upset over small things, can call me out on my bad jokes, and can deal with my goofy friends. Maybe some honesty and stability, but who doesn't want that?

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I always like to go putt putting, but that could be because I am AWESOME at putt putt. But you know, usually putt putt dates are like the first, and only date...because, apparently women don't like when you show them up on the first date with your mad putting skills.

or if you cross out your name and write "PuttPutt Woods".

or throw their ball in the little scum filled pond in celebration.

man, I love putt putting.

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