Well it gets pretty lonely lying, sleeping, dreaming here in my sunken city of dammed souls, R'lyeh. I enjoy watching tv, I only get local channels so Im pretty much limited to what I get to watch, but i love scrubs, that show is so funny!!! Anyways Im pretty much just in to meeting a nice women who doesnt mind tentacles or the smell. Someone I can relate to I guess. A women, who is into alot of the same things Im into. I women who knows how to prepare a GREAT soul casserole, I get so tired of eating them raw.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Hmm, I dont know, Ive never really been on a first date. I guess whatever feels right, maybe a movie or coffee. I guess you really cant disapoint me since Ive never dated before, but If I dont like you I will break your sanity and suck your soul from your worthless fleshy, human body where it will fester and digest in my stomach for eternity.