brentangel: Eclectic Personality
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Binghamton, New York
37 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Sagittarius
brentangel is looking for a relationship.
Some University
Web/Software Developer

This is the only pic from the most recent batch that did not come out blurry!

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Brent
My self-summary
In West Philadelphia, born and raised,
On the playground is where I spent most of my days...

Oh wait, that wasn't me; that was the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Woops. Let's try this again:

I like big butts, and I cannot lie;
You other brothers can't deny...

Shoot, that was Sir Mix-a-Lot, wasn't it? But I guess I'll cop to liking those too. ;p

Well, shucks. I guess I'll fill this part in with something more meaningful later, but in the meantime, you can just ask. ;D

Update: I finally decided to do this part for real. . . .

Dissatisfied with college, I instead pursued (and received) a US patent (and international versions of the patent are pending). I've seen hundreds of bands live (and all 700+ episodes of Star Trek). I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 20-60 seconds (and I taught my niece to solve one before she turned 10). I've dated a clown. I've exited no fewer than two parties by means of a second-story window. A sudden blizzard once nearly sent me off a cliff in the back seat of a car painted like a cow. I may very well rival the Dos Equis guy as the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty, my friends.

At some point, I was asked for three adjectives to use for myself. I only needed one: eclectic.
(I also chose holographic and radioactive, just for fun.)

I like adjectives. Some other good ones are:
fizzy, foamy, frothy, flappy... and turbo.

What I’m doing with my life
I'm being a good boy this year for Santa! :p

Also: puttering away on projects. Putter putter.

I’m really good at
I can move like a lion moves! >:3

* Juggling
* Rubik's Cube
* Yo-yo

* Drawing
* Photoshop

* Super Mario
* Sonic the Hedgehog
* The Legend of Zelda
* Metroid

* Software Engineering

I'm also apparently really good at word searches. I helped my niece with one, and I was finding backwards-diagonal words every couple of seconds. How is this a useful/marketable skill?!

The first things people usually notice about me
I'd actually really like to know what the first thing(s) people usually notice about me is/are. Do please clue me in, folks!

Update: So far, it's been said that I'm really quite silly.
Also, I was told that my punctuation and grammar are "unusually precise". . . . I'll chalk that up to silliness as well. ;p

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Brave New World, The Cartographer Wasps and the Anarchist Bees, Choke, Chuck Palahniuk, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Douglas Adams, E. Lily Yu, The Enigma of Amigara Fault, Falling, Fight Club, Flesh-Colored Horror, Gyo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, How to Build a Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later, In the Beginning... Was the Command Line, Invisible Monsters, Junji Ito, Jurassic Park, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Mark E. Rogers, The Meaning of Liff, Michael Crichton, Philip K. D*ck, Samurai Cat, Uzumaki


I try to stay current on 24, American Horror Story, The Americans, Archer, Arrested Development, Bates Motel, The Ben Show, Breaking Bad, Broad City, Cosmos, Defiance, Dexter, Doctor Who, Eastbound & Down, The Eric Andre Show, Extant, Falling Skies, Fargo, The Following, Game of Thrones, Hannibal, The Heart, She Holler, Helix, Inside Amy Schumer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Jeselnik Offensive, Kroll Show, The Last Ship, Louie, Mad Men, Metal Hurlant Chronicles, Nathan for You, Orphan Black, Review, Revolution, Rick and Morty, Robot Combat League, South Park, The Strain, Supernatural, Torchwood, True Blood, Under the Dome, The Venture Bros., Vikings, The Walking Dead, Warehouse 13, and Workaholics.

There are lots of other TV shows I've devoured as well. Animation is neat.

I also enjoy Jeopardy!

Movies, Music, and Video Games:

There are too many of each to even list here! But if you ask, I can send you the lists. . . .

(I love science fiction.)


I can answer this better some time when I'm feeling sufficiently hungry (don't even talk to me about food if I'm full!)... but I will say that my favorite food is tortellini alfredo! :q

Update: I am a creature of convenience when it comes to food, and I'll eat pretty much anything set before me (except shellfish, as I know myself to be allergic to shrimp). I personally seem to care more about the nutritional content of my diet than flavor. It is for nutrition and not flavor that I enjoy a healthy supplement of herbs and spices.

The six things I could never do without

* Knife fights
* Boozin it up, collecting pez
* Creepin on fools
* Being a goddamn gangsta and bubblebaths and long walks on the beach
* Getting pissed about stuff, poetry, porn
* Jewish geography
* Heroin
* Pimping
* Bare knuckle boxing
* I like to go online.......also I like to kick it and shit..... I go clubbin..... and more
* Making giant cardboard heads

(I realize that that's eleven things, not six. Besides, I'm toootally kidding, and I probably won't EVER fill this section out seriously!)

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Alien Life, Aliens, Artificial Intelligence, Astrology, Astronomy, Communication, Computers, Consciousness, Cosmology, Data, Databases, Evolution, Feelings, Forms, Fractals, The Future, Geometry, How?, Information, The Internet, Life, Love, The Meaning of Life, The Mind, Networks, Nutrition, Particles, Philosophy, Puns, Quantum Mechanics, Quantum Physics, Relativity, Science, Servers, Sex, Shapes, Software, Space, Synchronicity, Systems, Technology, Time, The Universe, Waves, Why?

On a typical Friday night I am
For the most part, I treat every day of the week the same. Any day is good for work and/or play! But the weekends do indeed have their perks: some friends are more available to hang out, and stuff is open later!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.

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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I think it would be fun to have a tea party in full NASA spacesuits in the park... instilling confusion in the occasional passerby as we chatted, laughed, and sipped. But seeing as NASA spacesuits cost upwards of a million dollars each (and a quality tea set doesn't run cheap either), I'd say conversation over a good dinner would do nicely... then perhaps curling up to hold hands through a movie if it turned out we liked each other alright. Dancing our asses off would make for fun times too!

I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Near me
Who are single
For long-term dating

You should message me if
You should message me if you and/or your ancestral heritage can be counted among any one or more of the following:

* Ninjas
* Pirates
* Robots
* Samurai
* Vikings
* Zombies

...especially if you can combine any of the above with "from Space" or "from the Future" (or both!)

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