Im A middle aged Guy & looking for fun,
I live in the midlands and have a car,
Im fit and athletic and in good nick.
Im very clean and smooth and I shave,
ideal for most girls,sure what they would crave,
Will meet anywhere, inside or out in the sun,or country pub,
or A good country walk or just a meal and some Grub.
Ok enough of the poor rhymes
Dont drink much and has never smoked,
Im not the sort of guy to go to the pub and get drunk, as i drive most of the time
Im seperated,and soon to be divorced, fun and a skilled worker.
i work very hard and like to play hard and enjoy life,
I own my own home and car and fully independant,Im a Jeans and T Shirt type of guy.
I am a gud cook and know my way round the kitchen.
Although have ruined some meals whan it said add knob of butter (Joke)
Like to walk along the sea shore or relax with a cuddle by the Fireside
Like exploring different places on holiday home and abroad.
I stay fit and go to the gym and go walking all the time
have been abroad on walking holidays in the mountains.
would like a Girl my age or a bit younger to keep up with me ha ha
( I keep getting females Older than myself getting in touch) Must want a toy boy, but it's not for me) so my age or less Only.
Like nights out and in Snuggled up by the fire a cosy time Hugs Cute x
birthday : July Every Year ha ha
birthplace : South Staffs.
eye colour : angel eye's
height : 5ft 8
right handed or left handed : right
zodiac sign : Leo
shoe size : 7
innie or outtie: Both
MY FAVOURITES :
FAV COLOUR: Burgandy
FAV FOOD : Fresh like Most stuff
fav animals : Birds of Prey
fav ice cream : Toffee
fav sweet : Choc
fav body part on oppostie sex : Thighs and bums
HAVE U EVER
been to jail : no
mooned someone :Yeh
been rejected : yes
ran away from home :Nope
skipped skool: yes
slept outside :Yeh
laughed so hard you cryed: yes
seen a dead body : Yes
smoked : Nah its disgusting!!
been on drugs: no
gone skinny dipping :Yeh Lots of times
been drugged: not that i know of
been called a tease : yes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mac D's
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Strong Coffee
Kiss or Hug: oh hugs, and kisses hehe
Rap or Punk: Soul
Summer or Winter: Both But summer better
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: love
Just a Joke
Every guy would like to think he is marrying a Nymphomaniac
but after a few years the Nypho Leaves
But the Maniac stays x
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5.. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with u
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with u
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with u
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with u
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Looking for something nice or rummage at the local Tip (joke)
A Quiet country pub, or a nice relaxing walk.
meal, drink, wine dine and ....... you pick the rest ?
or drinking Champagne naked on a desert island under the sun ha ha
Or Storm Chasing in Tornado Ally (might be our 1st and Last meet)
Hugs Cute xx