UPDATE: off the market, y'all. I am totally, one million percent taken for life. Wishing everyone the same. 01/31/06
Meeting decent people where I am located is becoming a nightmare. All of the men seem to prefer each other! I used to manage a pet supply store/grooming salon, but there was a mutiny and I had to throw in the towel. Now I work for an internet services company and I get to use my brain a lot more. I have a college diploma in theatre performance studies. Trust and loyalty are essential to me - be there fully or don't waste my time. I love the water, my dogs and nighttime and I'm very passionate(...)I swear to god, though, if anyone uses the phrase "LOL" with me in their query, not only will I not respond, I will actually hunt you down and beat you up. I hate it more than words can say...and by the way? I'm a bit of a cynic. Finally, I just got out of a five month relationship with someone I met on this thing and if it has taught me one thing, it is this: I know exactly what I am looking for in a mate and I absolutely do not have the time or patience to mess around if he does not possess these qualities. He needs to be strange. Like, as close to having piercings/tattoos/genius iq/dance in the rain/shouting out poems on streetcorners/bodypainting me/jump onstage/up till dawn/misunderstood/rock'n'roll meets enchanted forest/artistically and intrinsicly strange. He needs to be funny. Consistently. Like, weird, dark, make me laugh till I choke, sarcastically and phenomenally funny. Not "I watch the Simpsons and quote it" funny. Our own brand of funny, funny. And he needs to be willing to stick it out. No more of this "I need to find myself / sow my wild oats" bullscheisa. Emotionally retarded need not apply. You can be a little kid with me, just not in this regard.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Maybe we can just lie upside down on a hill and talk about stuff - it's cheap entertainment, and just as gratifying.