I'm a free-sprit, love to have fun. Not really into immature games or stupid sh*t. Don't waste my time if that's what you're into. Your preference and your loss. NOT desperate or a stalker, so if that's what you're into - I don't think I'm the person for you. I try to be a straight shooter - unfortunately, most folks aren't. You have to pull teeth to get somewhere. Life is way to damn short for that. I'm trying to be happy.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for stroking your ego, dealing with immature friends, paying your bills or even reacting when you mess with my emotions. I DO give the benefit of the doubt, but if you're too stupid to work it out - see 1st paragraph, sentence #3. LOL. I give just as good as I get. Believe that. If you're worthy, you may end up one of the happiest men on the planet. Do NOT take my sweetness for weakness - that will get you in trouble. Watch your back...
I am a Christian - I definitely believe in God. He's gotten me through some rough spots in my life. If you believe in a higher power, that's cool - to each his own. But know that you didn't get through life on just your good looks and wit - and contrary to what someone else may have told you - you MIGHT not just look that good, AND you might not be as good a catch as you think. I'll be the judge of that.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We can build popsicle stick houses - one stick for every bad relationship or bulls*it person we have encountered. Should be fun. Then, after that and you've released all your baggage, we can have an intelligent conversation. If you are illiterate as hell, I WILL find out. And if that's the case, then maybe I will take the time to get your ass a book to READ right before I drop you off at the bus stop or offer you tutoring lessons.