ieatpaste: who wants to eat paste with me?
Smokes Occasionally with Athletic body type
East bay, Nevada
34 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
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Clothing store

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Hey what's going on. My names Joseph, my friends call me J. I'm 22, just moved out to the East Bay from good ol' Minnesota. That's right I'm a midwest boy, and NO WE DONT TALK LIKE THAT. I'm a really down to earth chill dude. I can go out and act a fool, or stay in, watch some movies, eat some popcorn and relax. I like to joke, and love to laugh I don't mean "haha funny" I mean laugh so hard your stomache hurts, you're about to piss your pants, wasn't even that funny. Im not comfortable unless you are. I like laid back 'down for whatever' type girls. A girl with a GREAT sense of humor is a must, someone I can crack a joke at, and she'll give it right back. A girl that wakes up in the morning doesn't care her hairs a mess, her makeups smeared, her breath STANKS, she'll still lean over and gimme a kiss. The type of girl you can fall in love with, and she'll still be your best friend. I have an obsession with white shoes. I eat tacos at least twice a week. Seafood is the bomb. Im big into sports, playing and watching. Organic milk tastes like shit. I like taking road trips with no planning involved..jump hop in and go. blaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaaah

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm not really looking for 'love'. Just got out of a relationship. But if it comes my way, Im down. 'My' first date would consist of, some miniture golf, maybe some go-karts so I can show off my skills. Napoleon said it best. Some ball-park franks, a walk down by the river find a place to chill and just talk, get to know one another. Nice dinners are over-rated. You can't let loose and be yourself in some fancy smancy restraunt. We'll save that for the second date.

For some reason, any picture I upload turns out orange. If you would like to see addiontal pictures, I will email them.