*I DON'T USE KIK OR SKYPE.
*YES, MY PICTURES ARE REALLY ME AND RECENT, I'VE SHARED 8. IF YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT, SEE ME IN PERSON.
*IF YOU'RE INTO ME, MESSAGE ME, ASK ME OUT FOR A DRINK OR COFFEE. I'M NOT REALLY BIG ON MESSAGES THAT LEAD TO NOTHING OR WASTING ANYBODYS TIME.
Apparently I'm intimidating?
I've been doing some research and have been informed that most men, nowadays, are intimidated by a woman that has her life together. Mostly because they know she doesn't need a man to get by and therefore won't put up with any bullshit.
This makes allot of sense to me.
BUT IS IT TRUE?
Disclaimer: If you're the type of guy that IS intimidated by a successful, happy, life positive, second half of a power couple vibe...
You're probably not the guy I'm looking for.
The type of man I'm seeking....first and foremost, I'd like to meet a man that is as open and excited about making a genuine connection as I am. I'd prefer to date someone who has experience with "grown up responsibilities," but who still has a playful spirit and isn't jaded. I'm extremely young at heart and attracted to the same.
I find that a man who knows how to fix things and be handy is attractive. Someone who is creative, artsy and likes the outdoors, but also knows how to relate to women as well. If you sing or play the guitar, bonus!
I know you're out there, probably riding a unicorn thru the emerald city with the tooth fairy......
Now I have to think of something deep and profound to tell you about me... How about the basics?
I have been living in Florida for 20 awesome years. I'm adventurous! I have gone hanggliding and skydiving, been survival camping in the desert in the dead heat of August for the past 5 years, I'm a atheist, I believe in dinosaurs, I've gone to a nudist camp, I even wrestled an alligator(tiny dino)! I can write ledgibly with both hands (lefty by choice), but I can't roll my tongue to save my life. I've never owned a real computer, and I don't have cable or Netflix **gasp**
I have a perverse sense of humor (jokes are a good way to break the ice) and I've been known to participate in some off the wall adventures, but I know how to behave like a lady.
I can totally charm your mom, and your dog.
....And I can cook.
I try to live my life always seeking to better myself and would like to meet someone on that path as well. Self reflection and personal growth is sexy!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'll leave that up to you. It's interesting to see what a person chooses as a first date.
You should message me if you're single, healthy, intelligent, affectionate, funny, kind, amorous and adventurous. It helps if your family taught you how to properly treat a lady.
**You believe in getting to know a woman before getting down with her (unless it's on the dance floor, then, have at it!)
You have the time and the desire to engage in a grown up relationship and you're willing to meet in person. I'm not seeking plenty of penpals!
IF YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR, HERE'S THE QUIZ.
1. What was your favorite thing you learned about me from reading this?
2. I want to get to know you.
Tell me two truths and one lie about you.
We'll see if I can guess the lie.
3. What color are your socks, right now?