As I bet anyone would say: Describe myself? Oh man... In the right mood I'm humorous and outgoing (ish), but I can just sit at home and hang out with me and myself and consider it a well-spent night.
I'm sarcastic, nerdy, tempered, a bit lazy, and busy. I'm the smartest idiot I know, and that makes sense to me. I'll say incredibly dumb things from time to time, and some of the nerdiest. (there are 10 types of people in this world: those that understand binary, and those who don't)
I think microwaves are unnecessarily complicated. This is important. Seriously.
P.S. I judge you if you can't distinguish between "your" and "you're" or "there", "their", and "they're" in your writing. Pure headache. This thing needs a filter somehow. Come on. (I'm not joking, if you can't write, send someone else the message.)
But seriously, microwaves should have a button where they just start microwaving without having to tinker with innumerable settings. And cats are stupid.
Okay, I'm getting catastrophes in my inbox. Some notes:
I'm not responding to "how r u", and neither should you. Use your words; your spelled words. We must band together to fight illiteracy.
If you describe yourself with "I like to have fun", I'm probably going to dismiss you. Of course you like to have fun; if you didn't like it, it wouldn't be fun. When people ask what you like, they are asking what you do for fun.
A one word (or one smiley) message is going to get zero words in response.
If the first words on your profile are complaints about the opposite sex, I'm probably not the only one to avoid you.
I hope we've learned something here.
On a side-note, Firefox claims "inbox" is spelled wrong. Huh.
Non-religious means atheist. Some of you are messaging me while your bio says you're looking for a man of god. That puzzles me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I improvise, albeit poorly.
Actually, come to think of it, I don't really go on dates, I guess. I offer to bring someone along with whatever I'm going to do anyway.