I am a little twisted...Aren't you?
Satiated and Full Filled
Before dessert is served
Let us read each other poems
Our stories over heard
Who Wants to Role Play that We Are Dating?! Lets Go On a Picnic, If it Rains We Play Inside; I know a lot about UFO's; ask me anything.
This movie Oct 17 '14 will break your heart
I hope you follow your path, do what makes you happy and be with who makes you happy. Life is not a movie or a poem. There are no fairy tails with frequent flier miles. The POF "Block" feature is not the best way to pick a man. YOU pick one YOU like, and stop complaining we are all dishonest, dumb, horney, , perverted players. Tho I can act that way sometimes.
What does God want you to do? Go on a date with me or volunteer at Bible Camp? Sometimes surrender means giving up trying to understand and becoming comfortable with not knowing
Dear POF: I edited and cropped my pictures...but they still expand to show my son. mY Ceiling Fan Blades are Clean, and You?
Fair Game Warning; I need to talk in the movies, I can't help it. Not loud really, imo, others don't complain. Unfortunately this will be worst when you pick the movies. I'm pretty sure this is the main reason my relationships and marriage haven't lasted more than a few years. That is my only flaw.
I have many good qualities of course, and a few minor flaws I hope you don't pick up on the first date. I want a lot (like a 'good match'), but not expecting anything (or a soulmate). I like conversation, flirting, touching, and communicating with the 5 known Luv Languages. Someone to call or mssg and say "Hey how was your day...let me tell you about mine". No batteries required.
I have lots of friends that can make me laugh. They are great people. That is not why I joined a dating site. But I know why it's in YOUR profile.
For fracks sake, I do "plays games", like UNO and dominos and chess and RISK. I likes drama. Bring it! Thespians turn me on. Among my many great features, good listener, car waxer, faucet fixer, furniture polisher, garden digger, secret note hider, WORLDS GREATEST KISSER, legend in my own mind (wanting to be yours), and love letter writer. I have a home near the Capitol, a block from a school, and if you have kids, I'm good at helping with homework and sports and showing them how to do things. My son is 19 and lives with his mom.
I don't trust anyone who tells you how honest they are, and I hope you don't either. Actions speak louder than words. Some of you, who do have a good "picker", in the words of Roger Daltry "Won't Get Fooled Again". Or CALL MY CELL three60-three49-nine335 in case we can't mssg here.
On our second date I will probably try and hypnotize you to do all kinds of krazy stuff by Capitol Lake. Do you like talking to ducks too? I could fall in love with you if you ever call me back....
What am I looking for? My ideal woman is either hispanic, Asian, caucasian, or African American. Redheads, blondes, and brunettes get my attention. I can't decide. I want to be friends first; isn't that what most women really want deep down inside? I am a non-drinker for spiritual reasons, but if you wanna drink a box of wine, you might think I am really really sexy, if not at least I can still drive and drop you off at a moments notice (so, never break up with someone in THEIR car).
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A trip to the International Space Station would be fun. My quads are in the eco-green crusher. Maybe a local organically roasted coffee hang out. Play footsies under the table....?
I've been known to hold hands on a 1st date, just for fun. Why not, we are old enuff. And isnt that better than talking about my boat and hinting trips? You could meet me at midnite, within 15 days of a fullmoon. We will close our eyes, and look to see if we like each other.
NOTES:FairyTales n Friends dont need Frequent Flier Miles