I'm very nervous & edgy. I am very suspicious too. I have trouble staying still & will flee if I am startled by any loud noise. I read meaning into everything & will interpret everything you do & say in ways that'll surprise you. I usually assume the worst & need constant reassurances. I have fits & break things...
Hehehe..hmm.. Well, not really... hahaha I couldnt resist. Hmm., Anyway, In reality I am a charming gentleman. I love the women in my life and treat them as such. I'm not prone to violence, moping or bed wetting. I am not a sucky dude who will pout & whine. I will not be manipulated; a guilt-trip won't get you anywhere with me. I like to read, write and find new things to do in order to keep myself amused. I am afraid of processed cheese in a can.
I don't have any expectations from this site. I don't seem to have trouble meeting people in real-life, but since I'm on the net so often & lately in my life I seem to be meeting the wrong sort of girl (beautiful but evil meth-demon girl, we're-so-not-on-the-same-page-cute-asian-hip-hop-princess, shockingly materialistic booze-hound.... arrgh, help!) I might as well give this a shot.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Hmmm, the possibilities are endless! I would impress you with my scrabble skills & chuck Norris-style good looks. Maybe we could chase geese or go through dumpsters for pop cans rewards or leave baggies of baking soda on the sidewalk near a downtown cafe, grab a coffee & see who goes for it, thinking they've found the treasure. ...after that we could go get some jerky at the circle K. I am a gentleman; I would pay for your jerky. Seriously..... propbably something short & casual to start... a coffee or slurpee...or a jerky...(not really that into jerky actually) usually works... that way if we dont like eachother we can amicably go our seperate ways without having wasted eachother's time.