Now here's a pickle. I can spend hours and hours talking to others about anything, but when the time comes to describe myself, that's when my brain decides to go on vacation. Well, here goes...
I love animals. You will usually find me at Colasanti's on the weekends. I just love to see the animals, especially the birds. You know, those parrots will talk your ear off if you let them, but who wants to discuss T.S. Eliot all day? I mean, really...
I like to cook, not all the time, but I do enjoy making roasts, and it has recently been brought to my attention that I make a mean cherry cheesecake. That and French toast. I can cook the hell out of French toast.
Now, we get to my sense of humour. I have an almost non-stop ability to come up with one-liners. I don't know how or why but it's usually pretty funny. I say usually because there are times when my humour gets a little cerebral for people. I once tried to include the Kafka waterbug theory. In hind site I should have gone with the fart joke. Anyway...
I'm smart and funny, caring and compassionate, I love the great outdoors but I can also enjoy the great indoors. All in all, why aren't you messaging me right now? You won't be disappointed, I guarantee.
PS-You may notice that in the pictures I'm not smiling. I have no idea why, but maybe the person behind the camera didn't get my charming sarcasm.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well, the first meeting would really be about getting to know more about each other. Chatting, seeing how well we click. If there is a next time, then I believe it could be out to dinner at my favorite restaurant, then maybe a walk along the river.