Are you good enough to be worthy of me, and thus worthy of anything I have to offer in this world AND the next? If you are different enough from the average American woman, you just might be. Your first worthiness test is if you can completely read this profile and still be interested enough to start a dialog that will result in me spending time getting to know each other in person. If you are special enough, you might just have found a life companion. FIRST THING: I am *NOT* Human. I am a primarily non-corporeal extra-dimensional-extra-terrestrial consciousness in temporary possession of a very disposable and easily replaced human body. I am "picky as a Princess" An Alien Princess who happens to be lesbian and operating a male platform. The perfect platform for dating straight/bi women in this culture. I have been operating this body for 42 earth years. My real ages is well over 45 Billion years. For reference the "Big Bang" occurred a short almost 14 billion years ago. A required aspect of a personal development project that will take a few billion years to complete requires me to endure and suffer a few short decades trapped in a human body. While here I am allowed to adopt a life companion, and a small quota of life-pets. If you prove worthy you will be one of them and have a better afterlife options than the automated process would otherwise issue your consciousness. That means that if you are my lover you would be dating a literal Celestial Being, My priorities are not of this word, and in this world it is my way or nothing at all. I am *THAT*picky, if I can't have it my way I do not want it., if I can not do it my way I do not do it. Anything I do for anyone is a blessing. Fortunately compared to the common human standard i have *very* low expectations, and low standards. Which means I am very low maintenance and easy to keep contented, For you, that means I am *very* tolerant and accepting of things that would be major deal breakers to most human men. In fact I consider some of them to be assets instead. It also means you don't have to do much to get me or keep me, but if you expect too much or your standards are too high it is very easy to lose me. I judge people by how they THINK, as demonstrated by everything said and done. If how you think contributes directly or indirectly to the imbalance and disharmony of they global human system as the technological apparatus it is. The more contempt I have for you as a person, with stacking effect for every contributing aspect. That global human inbalance and disharmony is the single biggest reason for why my existence here is torture. Your value to me is based on how well you can ease and distract my suffering, without contributing too much to it. As a Human there is only a few things you can do to ease my suffering, and many many things you can do to contribute to it. The higher your standards and expectations, the less you can potentially get from me over all and the sooner you will push me away. The lower your standards and expectations, the more and the better you can potentially get from me, and for a longer duration, potentially forever. The easier, cheaper, and convenient you make it for me to do something for you the more likely and more often it will get done. The more you make me feel needed, or depended on however, the sooner you push me away. You will always be a convenient option to me, I expect to be treated likewise, (even if I am more than an option to you). and option you find consistent use for. The only form of human interaction i enjoy is affectionate physical touch (%75) and Sexual touch (%25). Those are the only emotional/intellectual needs that I have that can not be attained via broadband connected computer or a long sleep. and thus the only thing I value you as a single human can do to relieve my suffering and the only thing i need a single human for. In exchange for those 2 forms of affections, i am willing to create a custom "relationship experience" consisting of carefully chosen blessings depending on how well i know you combined with how difficult and painful it is to provision for you ethically with the limits of this barbaric culture. A standard aspect of that "relationship experience" is that so long as you are adequately meeting those 2 needs AND I am *not* the *only* male you are consistently affectionate and sexual with. You will be the *only* person whom i get those needs from. With the exception of intimate physical and sexual affection, I do not enjoy human interaction. I only tolerate it to varying degrees. I am extremely curious, and my biggest hobby is following my curiosities and study them as the inspiration flows and convenience allows, studying you, observing you and understanding you will be one of my many study projects that I can conveniently divide my attention between. This culture makes actually DOING anything unreasonably and unnecessarily difficult and expensive to be worth the effort and hassle. therefor I overwhelmingly would rather read about, look at pictures or watch a video than actually do anything or go anywhere. Work is for machines, not people. I resent most of all being expected to perform a task that can be automated/mechanized OR paying a person to do such a task. I only value work if it is done by a machine, or done out of intrinsic enjoyment. I have a modest but stable income that allows me to operate this body according to *my* minimum palliative standards. My income is insufficient to provide a humane operating standard. You should have an income sufficient to maintain your minimum operating standard of your own. I have an extremely passive and laid back, but kind and gentle personality. Because of that AND this patriarchal culture with it's included rape culture, I *NEVER* make the first move when it comes to physical and sexual affection, unless I really know you and we have a static boundary agreement in place. This counts as standing permission to be as affectionate and sexual with me if/as/and when you chose. Hints and subtlety are often lost on me, blatant, literal and to the point works best. When it comes to affectionate and sexual touch I prefer to give more than I get. Languages are not my aptitude, it takes many hours or days of quiet contemplative thought to translate my thoughts and feelings into english. As such I rather listen than talk, unless i am answering specific questions. If you are lucky you may be the first person to be told freshly translated ideas and wisdom, maybe even the only person. I know far more than am capable of communicating with this body. I know how to solve all of America's as well as humanity's problems, I just don't know how to convince enough people to do whats needed. I'm working on that as one of my hobbies though.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
American culture, morals and values are this single biggest cause and sustainer of human suffering through the world today. To have a first date you have to convince me you are different enough from the common american standard. The more qualities you have that this culture commonly has contempt for, the more likely it is I would want you as my companion. If the average american man would only want you for a lay, I am likely to want you for a wife. If the average american man would not touch you with a 10-foot pole, you are someone I would touch with my lips, if you let me. If you think you can handle me, if you think there is potential for a mutually enjoyable and convenient long term companionship. you have to make the first move and convince me to hang out with you for a while to conduct a get-to-know-each-other interview. Where we can talk about some of the critical areas where I am picky, but lack the room to explain here, as well as allow me to learn more about you in an equivalent manner. During which we would mutually decide if a mutual audition is in order, or if more interviews are needed first. The interview is for the Title of Friends With Benefits, which is an audition for the title Girlfriend, which itself is a live trial audition for the exclusive and unique (as in yet to be awarded one of a kind) title of forever-companion (what humans would call a spouse).With each title, there is an increase, in benefits, security, priority and the more i am willing to do for you more consistently. Any audition that lasts longer than 3 months is automatically awarded the title and benefits of "friend", longer than 1 year but less than 5 makes you eligible for the title and privileges of "BFF". An unsuccessful audition for the title of "spouse" gets "BFF" title by default. To convince me to hang out with you, write me and tell me about your dark. Tell my how different you are, tell my about the flaws you have that you think are the reason you think are you are alone and unwanted in this culture. Tell me all the reasons why an average american man might not want anything to do with you for more than a one nite stand. Tell me also what kinds of things that make you feel special, appreciated and wanted. Make sure you show me that you also read this entire profile in your response. As for the first date. I don't care what we do, you would be literally be the *only* reason I would be there and doing what ever it is we do on this date. I have absolutely no interest in the place or the activity, only you. I only care that it allows us to get to know each other and get a feel for compatibility.