Nicolslaw: I can witty your pants off...
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Seabrook, Texas
33 year old Female, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Pisces
Nicolslaw is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
book seller

I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
not really, in a take your pants off sort of way. i'm far more interested in the brain that does the wittying,
okkkkkk so here goes on another online parasocial profile thingie... not that im a hater, people on the internets are pretty cool (and crazy and pervy, but you know how it is). My name is Nicole, I moved to Texas from Oregon(from ny, holla) in October and I am a pretty chill chick.
I'm semi-intelligent and love deep conversations that last until the wee hours of the night.
I would love to meet someone that can keep up with being witty and all that jazz and make me laugh.

Oh and I totally have a thing for dorky guys. So bring your A game...

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well since I'm still new to the Houston area, I would love to go explore and hang out at Half Price Books and get coffee and have good conversation.. But I do love coffee. freals. and some good local beer would be good to find more of umm and I like some indie music, but I'm not a hipster, but I love going to shows and dancing. the zoo or museums would be cool too! I love people watching... and animal watching I suppose... except if it's like taking a crap or something, that probably wouldn't be too enjoyable. Though, I can guarantee I would most likely point it out.