Age: 52
Long Term
ColonelIngus: So you fell off the Luv Boat and nobody noticed...
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Montrose, Colorado
55 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Leo
ColonelIngus wants to date but nothing serious.
Graduate Degree
Leisure time consultant

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I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Cat Second Language French

About Col.I.
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what may seem elusive but is attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for heightened attention, surprise, and excitement.

Hi, I'm a fit, healthy, lighthearted, and easy-going trained masseur with 25 years experience, custom table, and dedicated climate controlled space (your skin and hair will love several hours of 75% humidity), so that every visit is a completely stressless experience, a vacation from your everyday life, and a little like a luxurious personal spa session. Life pulls you apart, your masseur puts you back together again.

If you tell yourself "It's time now to put myself first...", TLC and "me time" is the gift a woman gives herself. I've been taught and trained by women, and for women, how to best serve you.

Because sometimes every woman from twenty-four to fifty needs a man who's only good for one thing, who just knows his place and what his job is, for no reason and without any complications, on your schedule.

Smart savvy confident women are intrigued and excited. If you think you're going to like this sort of thing, you're going to
love this. So if the idea gives you tingle, give me a jingle!
I don't need to be your whole world, just your favorite part. :)

"I felt more relaxed, happier in my body than I had my whole life."

Anyone who's known me for some time has said something to the effect that she wished she'd gotten her own personal masseur years earlier, so don't delay another second.

If you're ready to look and feel like a completely new woman, have more fun with a healthy, fit, strawberry-blonde starting now!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I like to avoid first date unpleasantness by not having them and instead zipping off together to Disneyland, where you used to get a book with tickets for ten or a dozen rides, not just one. This also takes all the pressure off the first one having to be the best, which you wouldn't want anyway. And no one's having to audition for a second or third. This is one of several dating calmly and how-to-be-outrageously-successful-with-the-other-s-e-x approaches I like. Plus, practice makes perfect. :)

After that we'll know each other a lot better, have had a ton of fun, and can decide whether to stay another day or go off and try something else. Friends last, you know. Fortune cookie say: the only rose without a thorn is friendship.

Always be sure to take a masseur with you out sight-seeing, hiking, skiing, camping, to the festival, etc.

Yes, Colonel Ingus is also available to small groups, divorce parties, Grrrls! night out, gal pals, mother/daughter and daughter/mother pairs, etc.

If you're some distance from here but like to really get away from it all and travel for a few days, the chateau here doubles as a special retreat, base camp, amusement park - for one. It has it's own guestroom w/private bath, it's very quiet and relaxing here (no cable, I-Net, or roommates). You're free to do as you like. I enjoy meeting you delightfully unique and quirky women from around the area.

Please put this on your profile if you know anyone who's been eaten by sharks:



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