Me is named Alex.
Alex is a lover who used to be a hater.
Alex loves everyone who isn't an assclown.
Alex likes to have fun and laugh and not be too serious.
Alex rarely refers to himself in third person IRL.
IRL Alex doesn't like abbreviations, LOL
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Bring your creepy internet date to a comedy show. That way there will be witnesses that know where you were last seen. Also, I don't know, there could be a raffle or something?