Jon Twas Brillig: AS THE WORLD BURNS
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Calabasas, California
46 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Other
Caucasian, Gemini
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I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
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About Me
the world is a Vampire...

If only people realised their necks and heads were capable of moving, maybe then all the tin men and women in the world would find their hearts too, and the world would be a better place.

Well in this day and age I don't even know what to say, I'm a wee bit of a cynic about life right now. Normal for an artist I guess. I'm by nature very lighthearted, but I'm a bit dismayed to say the least, because of all the f-ed up sh*t going on in the world and our country, the world. As a truthseeker, I can't help but be outspoken. I have a bumper sticker that reads...SAVE THE WHALES, FEED BUSH TO THE SHARKS, if that gives you an idea what my mentality is. I have to say I think our unelected pinhead president and his big oil war-mongering cronies are diabolical mother f-ers, and are the REAL terrorists. 911 was an inside job (a False flag attack), without a doubt, it's so frikkin obvious. All I want to do is find a special someone who agrees with that and who also likes to cuddle, and together, we can watch the world go down in flames, that is, IF we CAN'T do anything about it. =) lol! Well in part at least. If you agree with me on that you get an added 1000 point bonus in my book.

I'm a mildly spiritual person but not religious (I'm usually cussin at whoever's pullin the strings of life). I probably have an older soul with a playful spirit/personality and have some rather esoteric interests(inquire within)which have gotten me into trouble (I OD'd on the "Red Pill" - and see all the slithy toves gyring and gimbling in the wabe). I'm passionate about the environment as the world's biosphere is in a downward spiral (it's both cyclical and man made IMHOP) as are the world's cultures collapsing in general, and I'm outspoken and mildly activistic about it (I would like to be moreso if I had more time to be but I'm stuck in my own survivalism).

As you can see, I'm not the typical guy. I'm compassionate, introspective, sensitive, and conciencious perhaps even a radical. I'm not an Anarchist but I AM a non-conformist, considering that the majority of governements are thoroughly corrupt, and societies are dumbed down. I love life, I am a positive person by nature but I can not overlook the rampant destruction of our natural world and human rights. The world could be such a beautiful place, for everyone. I consider myself a progressive idealist and somewhat health conscious (homeopathic) and I'm exceedingly environmentally conciencious.

I know I may seem intense, it's the world that's intense, our apathy is creating an intense world. I'm actually really laid back, I really am a happy go lucky guy, but I can't simply pretend that everything's all F-ing HONKY DORY! I'm not living in the confort of denial. I think one has to be a blithering idiot not to see that the World/Mother Earth is in a serious serious crisis. And how can we call ourselves civilized, where's the morality, when 1 million (yes that's ONE MILLION)Iraqi's have been massacred in the name of Freedom? War is a racket. Thankfully, we have television and the supremacy of rampant materialism to salve the disquiet in our souls. When it becomes too much, we have Prozac and Ritalin to tame the inner rebellion. When airplanes come from the sky and blast our self-assurance into flaming bits, we are counseled by our President to go shopping. Words like "freedom" and "democracy" lose their truth as they are transformed into marketing vectors. BZZZT! Wake up! Are you AWAKE? Good! Let's go on a date! =D

Welp, lets see, been through a lot in recent years, can you tell? So I'm not laughing too much right now but I consider myself to have a very good sense of humor (albiet often sardonic), I'm often the guy who's laughing before everyone else is. Love comedy.

Though I tend to cuss too much (I'm working on that) and despite previous comments, I'm chivalrous and try to cultivate good manners. I pride myself on my communication, and am honest, and absolutely do not play head games and mind the heart. I feel like I'm writing a friggin resume. Yah I love to do all the typical things too, from movies to massages, dining out, to beachin it. I'll even cook for you! Esp. if you buy the food! lol

I love to snuggle and relax by a fire on the beach under a stary sky, and talk about sasquatches and UFOs, all this whilst of course NAKED! Btw, I'm not a prude, and sexual pleasures are important to me BUT it's absolutely NOT the only thing on my mind or a single minded motivation. UFOs SASQUATCHES AND SEX in one paragraph! how about that!

Physically speaking, I'm a first Gen American - me mum is a Brit, and my dad is a German - I'm a mutt, with Russian, Polish, probably some Gypsie. I'm working on my athletic body type, I'm gettin there. No six pack yet, a little too much ice cream in my midriff still, but I'm workin on it. HEY! Do you like ice cream? =D

Twould be nice to find someone who's alternatively minded in both style and mindset, esp one who sees the system for the totally corrupt BS it is (ie: views Materialism, Mainstream, Strip malls, the 1 party political system-Demoblicans as symptoms of the total decline of western civilization and/or a product of the brainwashed masses). Aye! A Cheery lad ain't I?

Anyway, Personality-wise I find attractive goils who are affectionate, compassionate, playful, and kind. Intelligence and insightfulness are too.

I'm IDEALLY looking for a punker gothic hippy chick. Good luck finding that combo. Yep, I know, I'm destined for eternal lonliness. =/

Someone who loves nature/art/music/culture - gotta love music!!! You don't have to be in perfect shape or looks by any means (heck if I am) but no cigarettes is a must. I'd rather you smoked pot. (god it sounds like a frickin add for a job - I've lost my creative flow, ffs!). Spiritually inclined but not religiously dogmatic but an open minded compassionate "free thinker" is sufficient if not more important.

If you can get past my diatribe, and see me for the awesome person I KNOW I am, I'd like to reciprocate, and return the favor. Don't be shy, but be real.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Depending on the circumstance, I'm open for anything, however preferably something that doesn't require a small fortune to be spent as I'm the equivelant of a starving artist right now.

Romance? BAH! At the risk of sounding crude...let's get back to nature and on with life and shag each others brains out! If not that, at least GET NAKED and spoon! Ok ok, I like candles, I'm a good kisser, I like holding hands, watching sunsets and tropical breezes...does that count? I've never been very good at the higher-end type of romance, wine, a tux, and a table cloths are unrealistic. Maybe if I had the time and the money and inspiration. Meanwhile, back at the denuded landcape, there goes another WALMART! But I do try to make up for it in other ways; if I can't afford a rose, I'd paint one for you. Yes, I do believe in love, but I'm very picky about who I give my heart.

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