nutbarz: Move Along... Move Along... Nothing to See Here.
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Freeport, Illinois
43 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Aries
nutbarz wants to date but nothing serious.
Associates Degree
Class Clown
Working for the man!

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Birds  

About Chris
I love animals, I love Dogs, I love cats, and I love by bird. I have no kids, but someday if the mood arises, I would love to have some (or at least get some from some place where they have them for people to take). I would like to make at least one of my own, preferaly the normal way, and not in a jar. I'm clean, I'm nice, I'm humorous, and I bathe/shower regularly. I was a cook for one of my first jobs, so I can survive in the kitchen, (great Grilled Cheese!). I know how to do laundry, and I'm paper trained. I always flush and hardly ever miss. I have many interests and love collecting things. I'm good with my hands and fairly creative. I like to drive, but I don't have to be the driver. The only time I sleep in the car is generally when I'm driving, and that's a lot better now. I'm the son of Smokers, and don't like it, I drank booze for a while and got tired of it, decided my calling was better served as driver, to ensure my friends lived.

What I'm looking for is someone who is reasonably together with most of her functions intact. You know, most of the mind still works, able to do simple math, able to assemble logic and get the silly wordplay jokes. Being of Nerd/Geek/Dork background is encouraged, but not required. Ability to tolerate Nerd/Geek/Dork background is highly desired.

Of course, people now are so afraid of meeting anyone for even a friggin date, its terrible. I'm not Ted Bundy, I'm not a serial killer, or a cereal killer, I Just want to go and have fun, meet some people and maybe get to know someone well enough to see them more than one time. Its a date, not a proposal! I'm not looking for a one night stand, I already have a night stand! And a lamp to boot! A date is nothing more than two people enjoying the company of each other, getting to know them, seeing if they like them enough to talk to them more than once.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Honestly, remember this basic principle. If we do get along over the course of 3-5 emails, and do decide to meet. Don't expect an instant connection, and don't pretend to have one. Be honest and truthful. Honesty brings alot more to the table than trying to impress. As someone else I spoke with here said, 'Be True to Yourself' and be honest. All I'm looking for in the first meeting is meeting someone, how hard will that be, we may need to exchange some info, like emails (yahoo or hotmail are safe) and possible phone number, but we should meet somewhere public, that way there is no fear of anything "Dateline like" happening. I'm not a predator, hopefully you're not either.

Kids are not a problem, we can lock them in the trunk while we are at the arcade.
Well, actually, if they got quarters we'll let them come in.