I am looking for new people to hang out and have some fun with and am open to a long term relationship. If you know the interesting places and things to do around the Tampa area, let me know. "Real", non-traditional women who enjoy novelty and new things are a plus. Substance over superficiality is important.
A little about myself
I enjoy novelty. I will try anything once (two or three times if you ask nicely). It is extremely rare that you will hear me say no, if it pertains to some off-the-wall activity. I enjoy taking sexy photos and working on random art projects (anyone up for life-casting?). I can be extremely traditional or wildly liberal. I believe loyalty is one of the most important things in life, and there is nothing I wouldn't do for those who I am loyal to. I am a sucker for pretty eyes and a nice smile. If you have pretty eyes and a nice smile, you can probably talk me into just about anything. I like women of all shapes and sizes, personality is the most important characteristic a woman can have.
I love the outdoors and camping, but I am not one of the "pretty" people who likes to go lay on the beach. I'll take photos of the beach and do photo shoots on the beach, and will swim in the surf at night or just before dawn, but I prefer not to sunbathe. It's fine if you enjoy it, but just don't expect me to be entertained sitting on my ass in some sand.
As one of those persuits of novelty and amusement, I took up bodypiercing. You previously could see my work on BME Lately, I turn down offers for piercing belly buttons and well, most other things because I've been doing it for years and its not all that exciting but if you want a corset piercing or something off the wall, I'm your guy. I've been considering getting together a suspension event if I ever find time. No, I don't tattoo, I enjoy looking at tattoos, and could learn, but it takes more time than I have free to become good at it, and I won't be a hack like 99% of the guys out there who can barely trace out the trampstamps and color within the lines. Maybe one day I'll take it up, who knows?
Warnings and Disclaimers
I am an ***hole. I am also a nice guy. Strange how that works.
I am not a pretty boy. I am not thin, I am not "in shape". It doesn't bother me that I'm not one of the most fit. I like hiking, canoeing and other physical activities. I'm a big guy, so you should probably be into those.
One night stands
Until I dated a few people from this site, I had never had a one night stand. The girl who apparently wanted a one night stand asked me if I had had one before. I thought she was worried that I was into it, I assured her that I had never done that. Unfortunately she didn't tell me that a one night stand is what she wanted, It might have been less stressful had she said that. Anyway, I am usually up for anything, just be honest about what you want, so that we are on the same page. I don't want to be thought a slouch because I didn't know that what I thought was a tryout, was really the big game. I would not call myself "promiscuous" but I do have myself checked out by a doctor on the rare occasion that I have a new "partner". I would expect the same out of anyone that I meet. I much prefer intimate and committed relationships. Sex without intimacy isn't very gratifying and true commitment (even if not traditional) is a rare and desirable thing.
Reasons to contact me
- TFCD photoshoot
- you want some crazy piercing
- you want to learn to breath fire
- you can think of some crazy kink you would be embarrassed to tell your friends you want to try and need someone like me to help you with it.
- you love the outdoors and want to hike or go canoeing
- you are looking for a connection with an interesting guy who loves to cuddle and likes long walks on the beach(with a happy ending, lol)
- you think the world needs more sexy photos of you
- you need the best amateur massage you've ever had
Reasons not to contact me
- you have kids and want to "settle down", I would like to travel, so people who can't wouldn't be good for a close, long-term relationship
- you are a ****y girl who wants to whine and control someone
- you are stuck up and don't like to have fun
- you aren't interested in overcoming your inhibitions and fears and trying to understand who you are
- you don't like guys who eat meat like cars that run on "fossil fuels", and don't mind being who they are
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm down for anything that is listed under the interests section and whatever else you can think of. The following are a few ideas, check all that interest you. Also, I'm looking for good places in the Tampa area for photo shoots and other amusements like snorkeling, etc. I haven't checked out most of them yet.
[ ] go to the beach or a scenic area and I'll pretend to be a famous photographer and you can be my supermodel (you don't have to be into me to go out with me, you can just be really into you, lol)
[ ] take a day trip and see something interesting, I haven't been to big shoals (too far for a day trip now), or a museum, park, etc.
[ ] come over, and we'll take a shower and I'll give you a massage, maybe I'll even light some candles and make dinner (I love cliches)
[ ] cover you in paint and make impressions on canvas? Isn't abstract expressionism dirty?
[ ] go pretend to be stranded on a deserted island just me, you, maybe a camera and a picnic
[ ] I can spend the night, and we can cuddle and pretend that we've been married for a hundred years even though we barely know each other, that would be amusing
[ ] go hunt an aligator? I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun
[ ] go target shooting
[ ] come over, take off all of your clothes and I could get you a cat collar and you could curl up on my couch and be my housepet. Can you purr like a kitty?
[ ] get together and talk about work and our 10-year plans. You can decide that I have a great future and am a good investment and decide to become my girlfriend, then fiance then wife, Then we could have 2.5 kids and move to the suburbs, where I'll have a big workshop and do tons of projects that piss you off because I don't spend enough time with you and the kids and you are always stuck taking them to soccer practice.(yeah, I thought that one was pretty far-fetched too)
[ ] take you out for chocolates or icecream
[ ] organize a pagan orgy in the park (I say orgy because it would be nearly impossible to find a virgin in this town to sacrifice) Disclaimer:I have no current religious affiliation, well other than my own
[ ] you could teach me a skill, like knifethrowing, or the secret to satisfying you completely
[ ] come over to your place and try foot-worship (no i don't have a foot fetish)
[ ] pretend to be "furries" and sniff each others butts and I could hump your leg until the neighbors spray me with a hose
[ ] start a new internet porn site
[ ] make a home made mud bath
[ ] meet in a forest and be "modern primitives" we could communicate in only grunts and pointing....lol that makes me think "me Tarzan, you Jane"...
[ ] we could go take lessons, I've never tried scuba diving
[ ] go to a gay bar and try to pick up women
[ ] cover you in vaseline and plaster and make a replica of some part of or your whole body for an interesting piece of wall-hanging art
[ ] model for a nude life study