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Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Montreal, Quebec
39 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Asian, Capricorn
offtherecord11 anything.
Graduate Degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
There's two movie titles that govern my day2day existence; Be Cool & Do the Right Thing. I figure it beats the opposing movie titles; Be a Spaz & Fk People Over. I design for life and I run a company that allows for creative freedom without being limited to one place at one time. That being said, I love my home sweet home as my bedrock and having the Canada Line out my front door is my quick pipeline to the airport and beyond buzz lightyear. it's pretty special.

I have a fetish for making people laugh and if someone can make me equally bust out then, Respect. Although, laughing sans tickling. I'll tell you right now my achilles heel is being pinned down and being tickled... to death. literally, it would be like watching someone laugh but inside their head thinking 'i hate this. stop it, goddam you.' and then having a heart attack and dying. Just a warning:) I REALLY dig sarcasm as long as its backed up by humor. Sarcastic cynicism doesn't do much for me but as if i'm so perfect and i've never been guilty of it before. like now.

If you're looking for a guy that wears Canucks jerseys and blows foghorns then i may not be your type. If the most exciting thing you can think to do is 'enjoying long walks on the beach' and your profile sounds like its been written by a spamming mail-order-bride from Guyana then you may not be my type. I'm looking for someone with enough originality and sense of self that reading about you puts a smile on my face. its the 21st century and we better get used accurately depiciting ourselves online as much as off, so dig deep.

Smell is the unsung hero of the senses. J'adore the scent of women and it can echo in my senses for days if not years if its the right aroma. If its the wrong it can still echo but more like pulp mill echo. It would be unfair if you smelled like Aphrodite and i smelled like Oscar the Grouch so I can assure you that I've found the perfect Jean-Baptiste Grenouille concoction to help you remember me by.

Healthy is sexy and lets just say I find women i see at Whole foods much more attractive than the women I see at Save on Foods. If you are creative in any way then that will trigger the compatibility meter and if our taste in music is similar or you can show me new music that I can dig then I think thats rad. We're just a bunch of super string vibrations that ultimately need to match up... or not.

Montreal, Mexico & Sweden are also under the business/pleasure travel list for 2010 so I'm also looking for someone with enough flexibility, compatibility and amusement to giddy up and go.

Take it from there...

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
balance the struggle between good and evil