Ms Fancy Pants: Looking for a Night on a Shining Armoire
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Perrineville, New Jersey
43 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Libra
Ms Fancy Pants is actively seeking a relationship.
Masters Degree
Legal Assistant

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me
I’m a slightly odd Englishwoman with a passion for knowledge, an insatiable appetite for life and an unnatural affinity with birds. I usually live in Brooklyn but I'm currently travelling around the States at the moment so, if I come up on your computer screen, I'm probably close by. But who knows where I'll be. Maybe I'm sitting right behind you.

When I’m not working, I’m usually reading my kindle, hiking, biking, listening to podcasts, or driving around in a van. I have a plethora of amazing talents, including an ability to spontaneously regurgitate irrelevant, uninteresting facts. For example, did you know that baby barn owls smell like maple syrup? Also, rats who wear polyester pants engage in fewer episodes of sexual intercourse than their cotton pant wearing counterparts. I can also juggle, make fires and do an uncanny impression of a wockie. All of which make me an excellent person to invite to a children's party. Except the fire thing. Fires and children don't mix.

Anyhoo, if you fancy meeting me, please drop me a line. I'm open to making friends and having fun or finding an incredible person to share my life with. Either way I'm happy.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
If we meet afterwork I'd like to go somewhere casual where we can get a drink and you can amaze me with what a fantastic gentleman you are. By gentleman, I mean: you can speak in full sentences and eat with your mouth closed. Yes, the bar really is that low.

However, if you communicate in grunts and eat like a wild animal but are a modern day Adonis (a really fit dude bro') maybe we could go for a walk in the park. Yes, I really am that shallow.

To summarize:
nice guy = drinks and chatting
manners of beast but divinely beautiful = walk in park where there will be no food consumption or bothersome doors to negotiate.

Mail Settings
To send a message to Ms Fancy Pants you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age Between:30 and 45.
Lives in United States
Must not be married
Must not smoke