I am in the divine light. I aspire to grow a totally whack beard, like the one God has. I have sensitive skin though and have a hard time with excessive facial hair. I've tried growing beards and have hit the two month mark, but that's when it all goes down hill. The itching, irritation, and larvae are just too much to handle. Vaseline helped for a little while, thick applications every couple of hours, and i tried putting it on my beard too. I feel really sorry for alot of those Asian people, because they can only grow those wispy thin beards. That is probably why God has consistantly turned his back on them so many times.
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Hand mirrors and narrowly sliced guave fruit.