HirsutePamMuscleCarChick: Car Chick Seeks Gearhead To Woo Her!
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Fairhaven, Massachusetts
49 year old Female, 5' 1" (155cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aquarius
HirsutePamMuscleCarChick anything.
Some college
publisher, writer, video producer

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Red Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Are you a dog person or a cat person? Sorry, but I just can't get into men with cats! Now if you're into classic muscle cars, golden retrievers, the Red Sox, winter beach walks ... let's talk!!

Now, sit back for a bit, as my profile is very lengthy, but I believe in telling it like it is right upfront, so there are no games, no misconceptions, and no broken hearts. After you read my profile you'll know what I'm about, what I'm seeking, and what I don't want.

NO sketchballs!!

I don't need tall and handsome -- I need honest and real. I don't need a sugar daddy as I earn quite a bit on my own. Do you want a woman in a skirt and heels? Look elsewhere, I'm a casual gal. I would not know a designer label if it came up and tried to land on my butt! Like big breasts? Not here, darlin'. Want a woman with a nice body, a size 6? Not since birth! I am a fat chick. Not 300 lbs. but not 30 lbs. overweight. I don't lumber when I walk, don't have fat hanging off the sides of my chairs or don't fit into any other stereotypes you may think of. (I don't like the term BBW). I make no apologies for who I am. I don't eat fast food, eat healthy and I actually do exercise somewhat. And, you won't find me whining in the forums here that men should look beyond the outside, blah blah blah. Some of you like fat chicks, some don't. It's personal preference. Just like me not liking men with cats!

If you're one of those guys who has a nifty keen clean little profile here and mention a white picket fence and happiness, yet have an ad on AFF looking for a woman to bend over that white fence ... keep on truckin'.

A fancy car will not impress me. Can you tune my carb? THAT will turn me on!!

I'm very, very cool, very very open-minded (and work in the adult industry) yet very, very old-fashioned and want to be wooed. I'm a big tease and very, very flirtatious, too!

Yeah, we all want guys who are honest and don't play games -- not many ads seek the liars and cheaters, do they?!?! (Actually, a lot of guys want married women, don't they? Eep!) You all want a beautiful girl but ya know, sometimes life hands you lemons so you do the best you can. Don't you want someone you can talk to, relate to, share things with -- rather than eye candy on your arm to pump up your ego? I'm not a beauty but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. (If your ad says you're seeking someone attractive and you contact me, you can bet I'll know you didn't read this far in my profile, tsk tsk). You won't be meeting Quasimodo if you meet me, I promise (see below for more information). I'm told that I am too hard on myself and my description isn't accurate and is much better than I present it. You be the judge, mmmkay?

I like someone I can have a decent conversation with in and out of bed. Be an intelligent man but I don't mean college smarts, just someone who is aware of current events and doesn't live their life in a vacuum without watching the news or reading a newspaper. And, if u need 2 type like dis coz u do u prolly rnt 4 me.

What else can I say? I'm into classic cars, especially muscle cars, and have begun collecting them. A little knowledge of classic cars will attract me (my latest toy is a 1967 Firebird plus I have a pony and a goat). I love long drives to nowhere, the simple pleasures in life like sitting and watching a sunrise or sunset, and just enjoying being with someone special. I like being active but you won't find me climbing up a mountain, bungee jumping, skydiving or trying to win a marathon. Walking in the woods sounds fun but with my luck I'd meet a hungry bear! Shlepping up the side of a mountain? Maybe on a yak ... then again, maybe not.

If you're 23-50, I'll be happy. Any younger and I'll think of diapers and well, any older and I'll think of diapers, too. Body hair on you is good, as long as you like mine, which is pretty much everywhere once you peel off the clothing. I don't shave my pits and like them this way. It's not a 5-foot beard under each arm. It's just a little hair; get over it. If it doesn't turn you on, that's one thing, but please don't kowtow to stereotypes and believe all hairy women are lazy, smelly or unkempt. Showers are your friend.

(If you're here because you saw me checking out your profile, please don't assume my not sending a message means you didn't interest me. I've very, very shy, really really and just don't make the first move.)

Oh yeah, I'm brutally honest (like the liars would admit it??). Since I'm so honest, I will admit to bending the truth about my age, only because men tend to see 48 initially and think of support hose, liver spots, Geritol and grandkids. I look 10-15 years younger though that won't last forever!

Notice I don't have a huge favorites' list? I'm not here to brag about how many people can add me to their lists. Penis waving just isn't my thing!

If you just want to hang out and/or chat about classic cars, that's very cool. Considering the odds of meeting someone special on these sites is slim to none ... I like to hang out with guys and talk cars, get under my hood and learn all I can, or take long drives out in the country to check out the classics rotting in yards. I'm of the opinion men and women CAN be friends and I have made several good male gearhead friends from this site (I can provide references good enough for your momma!!).

PS: I'm taking a beating over not having a photo in my profile, but I haven't had a photo taken in 20 years ..... so please don't ask for any photos as I really don't have any. I'll give you a very, very honest description of myself and I promise it will be accurate, though people who meet me tell me I look better than I describe myself. Or, I can pass along the names of the few people I've met from this site and they can verify I'm not Quasimodo and that my description is on target. If you ask for a pic or to be my FWB, I'll know you didn't read this far, or don't have the ability to comprehend simple English :)

In retrospect, I've technically only met 4 people from this site and 2 have disappeared from it but no, it wasn't my fault! But I do have a few real-life friends who are also on this site and I think they'd vouch for me, too. (Cash helped)

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First meeting would probably be having coffee or tea and then maybe a visit to the zoo.

Mail Settings
To send a message to HirsutePamMuscleCarChick you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age Between:24 and 48.
Lives in United States
Must not do drugs

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