"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams
It was fun while it lasted, but now it's much much better.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'd like to date to be with a wealthy psychologist who moonlights as both a runway model and massage therapist. Our first date would involve her rubbing my back while paying my bills and solving my problems.
That or just dinner (fondue!) with a normal person would be just dandy.