Piratejeff357: Life is good!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Aubrun hills, Michigan
50 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aries
Piratejeff357 is looking for a relationship.
High school
Beach Bum
Technical Instructor

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Jeff
Well now that I have your attention!(gotcha) I just wanted to say I thought long and hard about this section of the profile and what to write, and since a lot of this stuff that happens on these sites is bull Ca Ca anyways! I thought why not just make a list of reasons to want to date Jeff! (LOL)

1. I am actually single! I know just like everyone else on here right! and don't do Booty calls or FWBs or kicking it! I Love sex but not of the cheap, sleazy, meaningless kind! (wow did I just say that)! wow, I hope no one reads this! LMAO!

2. I don't live in someone else's Basement! and have a drivers license and a vehicle!!!

3. My Ma Ma thinks I am cute and I hope yours does too! and other than my wisdoms, I have all my teffers!

4. I will not show you pictures of my material possessions, or of the family jewels and don't even own a trench coat!

5. I have a lot of Animal Magnetism! Oh alright, I guess animals seem to like me and I like them! LOL.

6. I am kid Tested and Mother approved!

7. You will never have to wonder what I look like if I went Bald, or use the last of the Shampoo!

8. Babies seem to love me, but I am starting to think that maybe, in their minds I am just a bigger version of themselves because of the hair cut!

9. I know you're probably thinking at this point I am just another pretty face, (LMAO really freaking hard) but I am not a Mimbo (male Bimbo), I was once described as a bald version of Kevin Costner my reply was thanks, but I pretty much thought he was bald now too? LOL I think she was talking more along the lines of personality anyways?

10. My theory about this profile is better to be a smart A** than a Dumb A**

So Ok its a little Tounge in Cheek, but true anyways, Wow I ended up with Ten? I wonder if Lettermans hiring?

I am a very young 50 I get out and live life and love trying and seeing new things and have a zest for life! Looking for a girl who is similar to that who loves life and lives it! I ride a motorcycle and it would be nice to have a girl on the back, its a cruiser and not a crotch rocket, so it's more comfy, I spend as much time as I can on the water and Love it!!! If my granddaughter is with me you might think I am a kid also? I guess what I am trying to say is I want someone who gets it! and lets me be me!!!

A lot of my hobbies or interests I do still do some I miss doing and honestly have been more in Career mode the past couple years, and just recently got back in to working out again, some of my other hobbies I have not done in a while but still enjoy them and miss them!

Also, do not use the meet me feature, I guess what I am saying is that if you like what you see then shoot me a message, and what's with all the Hey there's? is that like a generic thing where you can blanket message a bunch of guys? Just saying LOL, Honestly just miss the days when finding Love was not so hard and the things that being in love offered, you know the slow dances where you blow in each other's ear and tell them sweet nothings, the way two people's bodies just somehow fit perfect snuggling up on a couch while you watch a movie, they way you spend a lazy Sunday together cooking and vegging out and just enjoying life and each others company, the texts out of nowhere hey baby was just thinking about you wanted to say hi, and all those things that when you have been out of a relationship for a while you miss, I know I sound sappy maybe pathetic? but hey you get tired of the BS sometimes, but it doesn't mean you can not miss the good things either!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Start with coffee or a drink, and if neither of us leaves a burn out in the parking lot, from trying to flee from each other, (just kidding) than maybe progress to dinner or a walk!

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