Hey there! I just returned from a long bout in Australia, and looking to jetset again for the sake of spreading the English language!
My name is Roberto Umberto, and I am 100% Columbian. Wait.. that’s not it.. Oh, right. My name is Phil. Just Phil. Welcome to my abode. On any given day, you can find me in the company of rockstars and other famous musicians, eating some expertly crafted cuisine. And by that, I mean I like to eat what I cook while listening to music. Only one woman has been able to experience such delights, and she says they’re delightful. In fact, here’s a shout out to her right now: Hi mom!
I graduated from the University of Waterloo with a degree in daddy issues, and red tape. They go together quite well, but most people know them by their formal labels of Psychology and HR Management. In my Canadian professional life, I have befriended a number of homeless men and we play cribbage together. In my off time, I go to bingo classes to pick up the more “experienced” women. Second shout out to Agnes, my wrinkled angel.
I spend a lot of time at the gym, puttering around. Sometimes I get tired of the staring and actually work out, but that’s mostly so I don’t get kicked out. I like books, they're very useful - and not just for throwing at people. I also enjoy drinking hot coffee and dancing, but not at the same time. I’m pretty good with making coffee drinks, but I'm not very good at dancing. This does not stop me from doing so.
What? Oh, I’m here to meet new people, and to see where things go. No expectations, let’s just connect.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Chartering a private jet and filling it with whip cream