I am a 35 year old stuck in a 54 year old's body. Mind you, it's a blooming good nick 54 year old body because I play a lot of sport every week plus I inherited "good skin" from my Mother!! Now if you can just get past the be-slippered old git and see in your mind's eye an interesting man then I stand a chance! At least I'm being honest about my age instead of some old wrinkly pretending to be 30!! LOL!!
I'm funny, intelligent, solvent, articulate, sociable, friendly, calm and sometimes a bit childish! I overuse the !!!! key!!
My ideal match would be someone with as many of the above characteristics as possible (maybe not the 54 years bit!!). For some reason I find straight hair and sparkly eyes very attractive. Figurewise, any size between a 10 and a 16. Good legs would be an advantage too and a desire to be a biker-chick from the pillion of my rather high-powered bike desirable but not essential!
I am not....repeat NOT....looking for casual sex! I get offered casual sex 'til it comes out of my ears (if you'll excuse the mixed metaphore!!!). I am looking for a long-term, monogamous relationship where love making rather than just sex is the order of the day! The above two sentences do NOT however refer to Anna Kournikova so if you read this hunny I'd be fine with casual sex with you!!!!
Lastly, if you are just coming out of a relationship and there is ANY chance you're going to take the lying, cheating swine back...please don't contact me.
Am I putting too many conditions down here....no I don't think so because I have a heck of a lot to offer the right woman!
Interested still, email me!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I would like to have "talked" to you by email for a while before we meet unless we really click. I would like to invite you out for dinner at a restaurant close to you. (You should, of course, have asked your best friend to ring you a couple of times during the evening to check that you are OK!)I will NOT be expecting sexual favours of any ilk (unless you find me SOOOO gorgeous that you just can't keep your hands off me!) I will appear outwardly confident, possible even slightly aloof, but please be aware that I will be as nervous as a cat inside!!