Being disrespected by phantoms ... millions of people having a glass of wine in front of the fire, emitting enough greenhouse gas to melt the polar ice caps ... such are the joys of online dating. I've been doing this so long, chances are you've already rejected me. Good for you - at least neither of us has to pay anymore for the privilege of find out we're not suited.
You: Be halfway normal. Failing that, be interesting. Prefer real world meeting to prolonged emailing. Outdoorsy would be good, but not mandatory. Have a story to tell.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm hoping you can clear up some questions I have regarding quantum mechanics.